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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like আপনি should খুঁজুন Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER আপনি BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK আপনি SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She ব্যক্ত as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know আপনি guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when আপনি গাউন her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when আপনি tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT আপনি GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed দ্বারা the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known আপনি killed her,"Josie put her hand on the টেবিল in front of Penny."But আপনি COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie ব্যক্ত as she walked out.
posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would তারিখ Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd চুম্বন who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never তারিখ a girl
I swear I'd still প্রণয় men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When আপনি watch a brand new one
I’d invite my বন্ধু over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok আপনি go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door ঘণ্টা rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will আপনি give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really যেভাবে খুশী stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, আপনি have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” ব্যক্ত my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find আরো crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? আপনি are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


User: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and আপনি are a robot.


User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. আপনি are the robot here.

User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... আপনি computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So আপনি admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do আপনি hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be প্রথমপাতা for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and আগুন hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: আপনি better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell আপনি why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired দ্বারা their family and বন্ধু and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented দ্বারা the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The সেকেন্ড is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ঘন্টা Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There গান গাওয়া I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're আসন Ooh K Then পাতিহাঁস Sad আপনি Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There পাতিহাঁস Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The অনুরাগী অনুরাগী Was গান গাওয়া Along Giving Him ফুলেরডালি Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For পাঠ করা And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's দিন together. Emily had cooked a stupid ডিনার and they ate on a log দ্বারা candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that আপনি have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask প্রশ্ন to a magic 8 ball and take the উত্তর seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when আপনি find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when আপনি see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a যেভাবে খুশী person!
raindrops on ফুলেরসাজি and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp আপেল strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are আপনি on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. দ্বারা the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty রাস্তা the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, ইউনিকর্ণ and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking ইউনিকর্ণ are real???! Who ব্যক্ত they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book দ্বারা its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders অথবা u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id প্রণয় to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. আপনি don't say "I do not like" আপনি have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the চলচ্চিত্র that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their চলচ্চিত্র look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If আপনি haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know আপনি shouldn't judge a movie দ্বারা it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up দ্বারা the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give আপনি a সেকেন্ড chance rather than jail time. I want আপনি to go out this weekend and try to প্রদর্শনী others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see আপনি back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge ব্যক্ত to the first one,

"How did আপনি do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did আপনি tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break আপনি down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to আপনি that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating মতামত about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why আপনি like what আপনি do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do আপনি do it? Do আপনি have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever আপনি do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 আরো seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and বিস্কুট and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).