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1)read something over and over that আপনি thing that think is funny that আপনি অথবা someone পোষ্ট হয়েছে on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before আপনি go to school, work, cherch অথবা when your at প্রথমপাতা i just got মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট পাঠ করা a 100 times over what i পোষ্ট হয়েছে on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your দিন off right
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay প্রথমপাতা from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his কোট tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this নেকড়ে senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse প্রণয় each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A সেকেন্ড chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually হারিয়ে গেছে at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting আপনি to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something আপনি ব্যক্ত and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that আপনি know আরো than আপনি actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 সেকেন্ড AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The পরবর্তি morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her পোশাক and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What আপনি call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what আপনি call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope আপনি like them :)
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কেবিন for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I প্রণয় loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my কমলা কালজামজাতীয় ফল started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on আরো than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn দ্বারা the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on আরো than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice অথবা Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, আপনি will be on the Nice তালিকা forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, আপনি will be on the naughty তালিকা until আপনি send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever আপনি believe in], the place where he decides if আপনি should stay with him অথবা go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D
i hope আপনি like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first প্রবন্ধ i put on here so plz মতামত , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know আপনি amy not understand
but if আপনি can
please understand
I see আপনি underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would আপনি say? take this away
If i told আপনি how i feel, would it be real অথবা is this all fake??

Chourus: your প্রণয় is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, আপনি just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the হাঁস floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each বছর we go on a trip,this বছর to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if আপনি ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift ভান্দার and got a টক powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
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