here's a তালিকা of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny
1.If granny wants আপনি to chew her ফলমূল . simply grab the now chewed ফলমূল with a napkin and give to granny that way আপনি can avoid having bacteria অথবা saliva. if আপনি don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack আপনি for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her খাবার watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for আপনি if আপনি do then granny will be gone দ্বারা a সেকেন্ড trust me she disappears like batman! অথবা just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants আপনি to meet precious simple, reply with a yes অথবা no respond. that is , if আপনি wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants আপনি to meet her pet , i suggest আপনি come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever আপনি get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know আপনি have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest আপনি buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever প্রশ্ন granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where আপনি are অথবা right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless আপনি want your family to be called ham and cheese
1.If granny wants আপনি to chew her ফলমূল . simply grab the now chewed ফলমূল with a napkin and give to granny that way আপনি can avoid having bacteria অথবা saliva. if আপনি don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack আপনি for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her খাবার watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for আপনি if আপনি do then granny will be gone দ্বারা a সেকেন্ড trust me she disappears like batman! অথবা just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants আপনি to meet precious simple, reply with a yes অথবা no respond. that is , if আপনি wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants আপনি to meet her pet , i suggest আপনি come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever আপনি get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know আপনি have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest আপনি buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever প্রশ্ন granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where আপনি are অথবা right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless আপনি want your family to be called ham and cheese
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD আপনি NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! আপনি Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite আপনি if আপনি dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO আপনি SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do আপনি wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!
Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*
Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o
Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.
Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!
Lilly:I dont like your shirt!
Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD আপনি NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx
Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!
Me:RACIST!!!
Me:*reading*
Isaiah:*Takes my book away*
Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!
Isaiah:NO! আপনি Read TOO MUCH!!
Me:Pssh NO! I will bite আপনি if আপনি dont give me back my book!!
Isaiah: Fine...
Me:*hits his head with my book* :D
Isaiah:OWWWW!!
Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO আপনি SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!
Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do আপনি wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=