Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN অনুরাগী now, which is my most জনপ্রিয় প্রবন্ধ to date, so I guess a lot of আপনি wanted a sequel. Hope আপনি guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD
"How to compliment a guy."
It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do আপনি REALLY need উপদেশ from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?
"Fries insulted me!"
আপনি insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.
"Paul's Empire."
DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D
"What does astroglide smell like?"
Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a LOT of semen.
"On শীর্ষ of spaghetti..."
All covered in blood. YOUR blood.
"Is living in Syria a good idea now?"
The venomous snakes are telling me yes.
"Why are people so stupid?"
HYPOCRITE ALERT, HYPOCRITE ALERT!
"How do আপনি order a death certificate?"
I can help আপনি with that....
"Is it a bad idea to have sex with Turkish men?"
Only if you're one hardcore lesbian.
"What do people do when high?"
Sex. And a hell of a lot of it. Seriously, it's Water-World all over again. XD
"What do আপনি get when আপনি divorce?"
Well, what আপনি DON'T get is half your shit back.
"How to eat yourself out."
WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZING HELL KIND OF A প্রশ্ন IS THAT?
"How to drink আরো water."
Water fountains are all over the fucking place man, it ain't rocket science.
"Why do Jews have big noses?"
A better প্রশ্ন would be the following: Could this man be ANY আরো racist?
"If আপনি salt a vag**a will it shrivel up like a snail?"
Good luck finding that out, you'll NEED it.
"Why does it look like the moon is following you?"
OH NO, IT'S YUNO GASAI ALL OVER AGAIN!!! X____X
Seriously dude, I learned this in the 4th grade. Seriously now?
"Where does the মাফিন man live?"
Somebody's never seen শ্রেক 2.
"Where does the sun rise?"
AAAHHHHHH ZEBENYAAAAA
Again, 4th goddamn grade.
"Where does rain come from?"
A mystical alternate universe where evil hand sanitizer bottles rule the world and ক্রুশ galaxies to-
আপনি don't get outside much, do you?
"Where does বেকন come from?"
Talk to me later when you've finished the সেকেন্ড grade. Hasta la vista, incompetes senior.
"Why can't I get laid?"
আপনি just answered your own question.
"How do i no if im pregnant?"
God, I really hope you’re not. Please spend less time having sex, and আরো time learning to spell.
"Why does North Korea want to bomb us?"
The Cold War's been over for 30 years dude, and it all turned out to be a fraud. I shouldn't have to be your goddamn history teacher for this.
"Why is my boyfriend so dumb?"
Just how much alcohol did আপনি give him last night?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike...... The STUPIDEST thing EVER searched on Google.
"How to compliment a guy."
It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do আপনি REALLY need উপদেশ from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?
"Fries insulted me!"
আপনি insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.
"Paul's Empire."
DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D
"What does astroglide smell like?"
Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a LOT of semen.
"On শীর্ষ of spaghetti..."
All covered in blood. YOUR blood.
"Is living in Syria a good idea now?"
The venomous snakes are telling me yes.
"Why are people so stupid?"
HYPOCRITE ALERT, HYPOCRITE ALERT!
"How do আপনি order a death certificate?"
I can help আপনি with that....
"Is it a bad idea to have sex with Turkish men?"
Only if you're one hardcore lesbian.
"What do people do when high?"
Sex. And a hell of a lot of it. Seriously, it's Water-World all over again. XD
"What do আপনি get when আপনি divorce?"
Well, what আপনি DON'T get is half your shit back.
"How to eat yourself out."
WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZING HELL KIND OF A প্রশ্ন IS THAT?
"How to drink আরো water."
Water fountains are all over the fucking place man, it ain't rocket science.
"Why do Jews have big noses?"
A better প্রশ্ন would be the following: Could this man be ANY আরো racist?
"If আপনি salt a vag**a will it shrivel up like a snail?"
Good luck finding that out, you'll NEED it.
"Why does it look like the moon is following you?"
OH NO, IT'S YUNO GASAI ALL OVER AGAIN!!! X____X
Seriously dude, I learned this in the 4th grade. Seriously now?
"Where does the মাফিন man live?"
Somebody's never seen শ্রেক 2.
"Where does the sun rise?"
AAAHHHHHH ZEBENYAAAAA
Again, 4th goddamn grade.
"Where does rain come from?"
A mystical alternate universe where evil hand sanitizer bottles rule the world and ক্রুশ galaxies to-
আপনি don't get outside much, do you?
"Where does বেকন come from?"
Talk to me later when you've finished the সেকেন্ড grade. Hasta la vista, incompetes senior.
"Why can't I get laid?"
আপনি just answered your own question.
"How do i no if im pregnant?"
God, I really hope you’re not. Please spend less time having sex, and আরো time learning to spell.
"Why does North Korea want to bomb us?"
The Cold War's been over for 30 years dude, and it all turned out to be a fraud. I shouldn't have to be your goddamn history teacher for this.
"Why is my boyfriend so dumb?"
Just how much alcohol did আপনি give him last night?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike...... The STUPIDEST thing EVER searched on Google.
It was the বছর 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man দ্বারা the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even আরো because he cared too much about his প্রদর্শনী to even get in a দিন of training done. To add even আরো fuel to the আগুন he SHOULD of been sent প্রথমপাতা first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.