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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell আপনি about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed দ্বারা many যেভাবে খুশী ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products অথবা apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined দ্বারা an idiot that পোষ্ট হয়েছে a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would আপনি do something like that?

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A তালিকা of Sites আপনি Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that আপনি probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add আরো to the তালিকা when I find আরো sites I think আপনি should probably avoid. So if anyone sends আপনি লিঙ্ক to the following sites, আপনি have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad দ্বারা the name of the লিঙ্ক but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS আপনি ARE A SICKO I ADVISE আপনি NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - শীর্ষ 20 তালিকা

posted by spunkyonyx

1. অ্যাঞ্জেল Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying অথবা you'll get some action faster than a pit ষাঁড় on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all আপনি want even if she is the kind who will out chug আপনি in বিয়ার and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names আপনি never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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100 Reasons why আপনি প্রণয় her

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. I প্রণয় the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I প্রণয় the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I প্রণয় the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me.

5. I প্রণয় how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I প্রণয় the way I can’t imagine a দিন without আপনি in my life.

7. I প্রণয় the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I প্রণয় the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I প্রণয় the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I প্রণয় how I know you’ll always be there when I need আপনি to be.

11....

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My শীর্ষ 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a তালিকা like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this তালিকা with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please মতামত but be polite. Also, always মতামত because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers আপনি know.
12.Strangers আপনি don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to মোছা above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny গাধা jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my তালিকা of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let আপনি know now i got alot of these from the ইউটিউব channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Aokigahara

posted by Nein-Nein

Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a জনপ্রিয় place for suicides , The forest is a জনপ্রিয় place for suicides, reportedly the most জনপ্রিয় in জাপান and সেকেন্ড in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...

Foodle nyt

posted by spinner90

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square অথবা rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the উত্তর to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each প্রশ্ন with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The উত্তর that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The উত্তর will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

BEST/WORST গুজ্‌বাম্প BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old গুজ্‌বাম্প প্রবন্ধ so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired দ্বারা a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, আপনি know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck দ্বারা lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

Elijah's মাইন ক্র্যাফট City "Razalia" is Stunning

posted by Dangerousloves

Razalia, Elijah Jones, মাইন ক্র্যাফট City First Look

Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look

Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the মাইন ক্র্যাফট Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which দ্বারা are means, his প্রথমপাতা cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of মাইন ক্র্যাফট no-one has ever seen

To see আরো of his cities, follow him on Reddit অথবা মাইন ক্র্যাফট Community Via Facebook.

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The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my হৃদয় can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but আপনি try to
Oh, আপনি try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe আপনি can প্রদর্শনী me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded দ্বারা the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

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100 Simple Named Websites Found

posted by kicksomebut23

Simple,Named,Websites that are founded

lol.com
Bored.com
Nice.com
Flirt.com
Lonerwolf.com
Games.com
Gay.com
Red.com
Funny.com
Lesbian.com
Stupid.com
Pretty. Com
Turkey.com
Time.com
Chicken.com
Crazy.com
Boys.com
Girls.com
Purple.com (The website is just purple)
Pink.com
Light.com
Scary.com
Sexy.com
Naughty.com
Rap.com
People.com
Face.com
Drugs.com
Sonic.com
Native.com
Fish.com
Smelly.com
Smell.com
Yellow. Com
Yours.com
Fake. Com(founded best উৎস for plants?)
Play.com
Orange.com
Old.com
Typing.com
Hail.com
ill.com (a picture of a penguin)
Comic.com
Cat.com
Messy.com( DPK is someone princess)
Go.com (Disney?)
Lion.com
Battery.com
Power.com...

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"Friendships "

posted by KristineGiangan

Have আপনি ever experience that আপনি don't have any বন্ধু ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama অথবা Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

link

Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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আরো than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated দ্বারা you.
I was so এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা your beauty that I ran into that দেওয়াল over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime আপনি passed by, just so I could stare at আপনি a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Best Truth অথবা Dare প্রশ্ন Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth অথবা dare Questions

Truth অথবা dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth অথবা dare questions, which will help আপনি to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream আপনি have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality অথবা feature আপনি would like to change about yourself?

Do আপনি have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend অথবা boyfriend's friend?

Do আপনি think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by টারমার২০

1)"Why, do আপনি find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I প্রণয় the সেকেন্ড grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and আপনি actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a বৃত্ত that had its two sides gently compressed দ্বারা a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...