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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are আপনি using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do আপনি have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have আপনি tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....



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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' প্রতীকী on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left অথবা my left?



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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would আপনি click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!



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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do আপনি have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.




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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy ভালুক my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.



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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are আপনি sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work



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Tech support: Your গুপ্তশব্দ is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?



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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are আপনি sure আপনি used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can আপনি tell me what the গুপ্তশব্দ was?
Customer: Five stars.



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Tech support: What anti-virus program do আপনি use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.



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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I সরানো the mouse, it disappears.





These are too good not to share




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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm লেখা my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
বৃত্ত around it?



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A woman customer called the Canon help ডেস্ক with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are আপনি running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my ডেস্ক is পরবর্তি to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle পরবর্তি to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."



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And last but not least:....



Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task তালিকা in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do আপনি mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it আরো and আরো everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the যেভাবে খুশী Spot, that doesn't mean আপনি have the right to post whatever crap আপনি want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, অথবা if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the উত্তর section here, but at least...
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Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...
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He was staring at a wall, আরো like me but I was invisible, অথবা I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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Act like আপনি know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: পিজা becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.
Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I প্রণয় it!)
All I do is just believe in the হৃদয় of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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