This is দ্বারা far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
প্রশ্ন ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic প্রশ্ন being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some উত্তর that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can আপনি send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi সৈকত on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much বিয়ার you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some দিন trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin অথবা Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a বছর and a half পূর্বে to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it নিরাপদ to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can আপনি send me a তালিকা of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do আপনি have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do আপনি celebrate বড়দিন in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when আপনি get here.)
Q: Can আপনি give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is দুধ available all বছর round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and আপনি should be about right)
Q: I have a প্রশ্ন about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of ভালুক and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where আপনি can make প্রণয় outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
প্রশ্ন ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic প্রশ্ন being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some উত্তর that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can আপনি send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi সৈকত on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much বিয়ার you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some দিন trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin অথবা Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a বছর and a half পূর্বে to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it নিরাপদ to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can আপনি send me a তালিকা of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do আপনি have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do আপনি celebrate বড়দিন in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when আপনি get here.)
Q: Can আপনি give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is দুধ available all বছর round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and আপনি should be about right)
Q: I have a প্রশ্ন about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of ভালুক and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where আপনি can make প্রণয় outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in খুঁজুন of you
Looking for the হৃদয় now
Have আপনি heard the news
maybe আপনি গাউন it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in খুঁজুন of you
Looking for he হৃদয় now
Have আপনি heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find আপনি soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of আপনি know it as the only song i know দ্বারা হৃদয় from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge মাকড়সা i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!