posted by IsabellaMCullen
Found this on the net. If it's been পোষ্ট হয়েছে here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits পরবর্তি to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here আপনি can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen আপনি in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were আপনি thinking?" Angrily সরানো to another আসন if আপনি choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of ভুট্টার খই আপনি can put in the hair of the person in front of আপনি without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind আপনি in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of বন্ধু to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where আপনি buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different চলচ্চিত্র that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks আপনি about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask আপনি to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around আপনি in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my ভুট্টার খই Sir অথবা Madame?" Say the Sir অথবা Madame part to everyone, even if আপনি know if it's a man অথবা woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits পরবর্তি to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as আপনি can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If আপনি can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call আপনি during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this দিন would come." Get up to leave and before আপনি exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need আপনি to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the শীর্ষ and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy অথবা an animated film).