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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding অথবা happy
:-( depressed অথবা frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool অথবা sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:-\ skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both sides of my mouth.
=]:-)= Uncle Sam
;-) winking
:-+ exhausted
:' ( crying
:-# lips are sealed
%-) cross-eyed
':-) shaved off one eyebrow
(-) need a haircut
(:)-) scuba diving
+-(:-) the Pope
=:-) a punk rocker
:-J tongue-in-cheek
5:-) Elvis
====|:-)= Abe lincoln
------(:-) Really tall mohawk
#-| Dased and confused
:-: toothless
:-< frowning
:-<) happy moustache man
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-> biting sarcastic face
:->X==| smiley formalware
:-D big smile
:-I indifferent
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
+:-) smiley priest
:-o smiley গান গাওয়া national anthem
}:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
;-) winking smiley
:> midget smiley


:-) Smile / Humor
'-) Wink
;-) Winking Smile
:-} Ironic Smile
:-] Grim Smile
:-> Impish grin
:*) Clowning around
:-# Censored
:-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-! Foot in mouth
:_) Tongue in cheek
:-( Unhappy / Sad
:-< Forlorn
:-{ Alternate Sad
(:-( VERY sad
:-| Disgusted
(:-& Angry...
:-[ Severe Displeasure
:-X Won't say a word, lips are sealed
|-( Late night messages
:~) yummee - lick lips
:-)... drool
8-) Sunglasses অথবা used to denote wide-eyed look


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আরো Emoticons - Some obscure and many silly
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~(_8^(|) Homer Simpson
:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
:<) For those with hairy lips
:-*) Mustache variation
:<)= For those with beards too
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-o Shouting
:-O "
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
:-> Alternate happy face
:-c Real unhappy
:-< Forlorn
:-| Disgusted
:'-( Shedding a tear
<:>== A turkey emoticon
:*) Clowning around
<:-) For dumb questions
OO Headlights on msg
B-)** Wearing glasses and a beard
#:-) done দ্বারা someone with sort of matted hair
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
#:-o           " "
:^) Messages teasing people about their noses
:-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
(:-& Message indicating person is angry...
(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad...
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
(:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
:-(=) Message about people with big teeth
&:-) Message from a person with curly hair
@:-) Message from a person with wavy hair
?-( Message about people with a black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
%-) Message about people with broken glasses
+<:-| Message from a monk/nun...
{0-) Message from cyclops...
(:-|K- Formal message.
...---... S.O.S.
||*( Handshake offered
||*) Handshake accepted
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
(-_-) Secret smile
<{:-)} Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a মহাকাশ rocket...
&:-) wig II
B-C==< playing clarinet
ooP< ষাঁড় Dossier
HHooHHHooHH-oob Mack Truck
(\):-) Turbine
O=8-) Baker
---<---@ A rose
:X My lips are sealed
O:) Angel
]:>, }:> Devil
:-() Shout
=:-() Scared
:-! Foot in Mouth
:-$ Put আপনি Money where your mouth is.
O:-) I'm Innocent
%-\ I'm hungover
<:-) I'm a dunce
C:-) I'm an Egghead
[:-|] I'm a robot
:-) I'm a gentleman
8:-) I'm a little girl
(8-) I'm an Owl
(:\/ I'm a duck
:-)=== I'm a giraffe
(-:|:-) We're Siamese Twins
d:-) I like to play baseball
:-| I can play the Harmonica
:-8 I just ate a pickle
>:-) A little devil
%-| I've been on the computer all night
:-{) I have a mustache
}:-) I have a ষাঁড় head
:-[ I'm a vampire


Somewhat less common ones:

(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)~ User drools
:-~) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope অথবা holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an অ্যাঞ্জেল (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
d8= Your pet বীবর is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
=|:-)X User is a diplomat অথবা made a diplomatic remark
:=8) baboon
<:-)<<| in a মহাকাশ rocket
<:-I dunce
<:-O Eeek!
<:>== a turkey emoticon
<:I dunce
<<<<(:-) hat salesman

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies:

:)
=)
:}
:)
:>
:D
:-|
;(



Now some military smilies. User is:

(:-I ... an ordinary soldier
*(:-I ... an officer
_(:-I ... a soldier from radio-communication troops
V(8-I ... a pilot from AF
MP(:-[ ... well, no comments
|-(:-I ... a soldier from radar forces
~(:-I ... a general অথবা a marshal
$(:-I ... a dog soldier
: ... from a secret service
... from a শীর্ষ secret service
(B^I ... an agent of CIA (KGB, UOP, STASI, MOSSAD, ...)
(#-[ ... a marine

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