3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."

{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}

"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."

{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}

"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."

{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}

"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."

{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}

"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"

{Growls at screen}

"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"