Check out the first দিন conversation after the wedding between a husband and his wife.

Husband: Wow! Finally my dream comes true.
Wife: Do আপনি want me to leave you?
Husband: No! Don't say that again.
Wife: Do আপনি প্রণয় me?
Husband: Yeah!
Wife: Do আপনি think that আপনি may leave me one day?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yeah..
Wife: Darling.

Now read it from the bottom up to know what happened after one year.

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*Scrolls Down To Related Clubs*
*Sees Weird things*
0.0 HOW THE F*CK IS SONNY MUNROE RELATED SHES OLD!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

YOURTURN পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i am playing the sims game in ফেসবুক awesum XD
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So I went to পাম্প It Up for a B-day party and it was humiliating. 1. I was the only one there other than a parent who was older than save. 2. Earlier that দিন I'd tested my invisible ink pen on my leg and forgotten about it, so when they turned the black lights on, a bunch of 6-year-olds were পাঠ করা personal., gingerly stuff with lots of swear words. 3. The were playing Justin Bieber the whole time and I literally screamed. Then very one stared at me like I was crazy.

Not my best day. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How is sterling knight a related club?!?! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Today is my b-day!! I turned 15..:D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i have some problem to choose a প্রতীকী on my ছবি galleri, anyone who can say which ছবি i have is the bbest প্রতীকী to choose? :3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

It took me two and a half hours to get my history essay (5000 words) done but I can pretty much say, that I am rather glad I got it all done. :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

can u যোগদান my club
link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I met my real father at the movie, and guess what, he didn't recognize me পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What am I doing on here? It's after midnight, I'm exhausted, and my trig homework is staring at me. I think I'm a bit addicted to this website. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Miley Cyrus is living proof we will all eventually turn into birds. Just watch her Can't Be Tamed video! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Make pasta,not war. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i dearly miss creepyboi7 , he was such a dear person পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

V---- If আপনি get this, tehn আপনি are teh awesome পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:<
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hey, thats preatty cool-AWWWW! Theres no dog there >:l
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

HEY! LOOK AT MY NEW DOG! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What starts with F and ends with Uck? What starts with P and ends with Orn? HUH?! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Do আপনি how do? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Death দ্বারা cheese. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

call me if আপনি need a lift,call me if আপনি need a boost,see them other chicken heads,they dont ever leave the coop পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Yesterday at lunch I told my friend that I would give her five dollars if she waved a Playtex Sport ad around and chanted "Trust Your Tampons!"

She didn't do it. T_T পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

If a guy/girl texts আপনি and আপনি don't like them, all আপনি have to do is write this:

Error: Your message could not be sent. Please try again later. Error number: 362950

It legit works every time. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

OMD! my dear mother was kind enough to send me a letter this dear morning! i shall treasure it dearly! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Apples!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Its funny how নৌকা sounds like goat and মেষ sounds like sheep. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

la la la la la
যেভাবে খুশী enough for you?<3 xD
well with Paige Kessler, what can i say, shes amazing
যেভাবে খুশী spot<3
add meehh if আপনি want(: পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I went to a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান last night, and behind the stage there was a guy smoking. He set a wire on fire. It was all ok tho পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Weird fact: People from a church were protesting against Hell, Michigan because of the city's name on June 6, 2006 - 666. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

To everyone who got a message from IStillFeelU: DO NOT REPLY TO THE MESSAGE. He just wants attention. The best thing to do is to block and প্রতিবেদন him. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Anyone else get a message from it saying it was stalking you? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So I went to a fair with some বন্ধু last night, and they were giving out free balloons filled with helium. We went to get some, and I thought they were just for us to have.
Turns out that they wanted to get high of'em.
So there I was, watching my বন্ধু get high on helium.
Quite a sight actually.
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HI পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

WTF this club is getting bore........ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

eat a avocado that already mix with enough sugar.

with no water, just plain avocado and sugar. mix them together.

and i promise u it wont kill u, its a food.
if u mix it right, it will be a good খাবার পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Tonight I went out with friends.... I left my computer...... NEVER AGAIN BABY, I SWEAR. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Do আপনি ever get the urge to just piss someone off and enjoy it? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

It just turned midnight in my time zone.
That means that it's October 8th.
That means that I'm officially 15 years old. It may have a 5, but it equals 6.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How to make a slideshow.

আপনি can sign in if আপনি have a ফেসবুক অথবা just sign up and make a profile.

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

This person wins the internet

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Michael Myers হ্যালোইন theme song. আপনি can put it as your ringtone.

link
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i was using clever bot and this happen

cb-whats ur সেকেন্ড name?

me-ur mom

cb-mine too.

WTF this was comptlly যেভাবে খুশী ........wow পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

If আপনি have a Wattpad account, vote for my book! My name is patricksl
প্রথমপাতা Page: link
খুঁজুন my name up
PS. the book is about emoticons oyu can use on Meebo পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

this is a very dear delight to be on such a very dear place as this. do আপনি not agree dear fellow popers? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

ram papa bom
ram papa bom
ram papa bom
man down পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

*types i am awesome to i'm feeling lucky*

/loading

*sees result*

B'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! xD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Its Friday, Friday, gotta get down on FRIDAY!!!!!!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Someone in my Spanish class made a -3 on a quiz.

A negative 3!

Me gusta xD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

It took me a full 2 months before I even realixed there was a chat and it took anoth 2 weeks to figure out how to use it:( পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Exhausted mom comes in and asks if I have to finish any of my exams today.

"No Ma'am"
"Go back to sleep"

I LIED >:3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

A প্রশ্ন asked during a competition at school:
"What is pedology?"
A. The study of soil
B. The study of children
C. The study of nails
Letter B... pfft... XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

ফ্যানপপ chat is... *down*?!?!!? kill me now. i'm likely not coming on NEARLY as much as i used to :'c পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

My পছন্দ word is "fetish".

Anyone else get themselves into lots of awkward situations simply because they want to use their পছন্দ word as much as possible? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So I heard আপনি liek mudkips. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Gray Eyes
আপনি have a few close friends.
আপনি don't like letting people inside, আপনি find it difficult.
You've had some hard times,but don't worry.
You're always আরো unerstanding and caring than other people.
আপনি can even be a bit protective. আপনি are amazing.

this is me পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Me R.I.P Michael Jackson..D:
One of my বন্ধু What??? He died...
were was I..?? Me in your own little world
like always...xD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

:( MY পরিলেখ PIC IS ME TODAY AT MY HOUSE

I AM A EMO/SCENE/WHATEVER পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I WANNA GO TO MY REAL প্রথমপাতা MUSKOGEE WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME :'( পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Adam Sandler just died. I'll go cry my eyes out now.... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Lemons. So disturbing yet, আপনি just can't help but read them. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Ukuleles make everything better.<3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

CHRISTMAS.
Y U NO COME SO I CAN BE JOLLY?
Flipping serious -_-
I WANNA BE CHRISTMAS-IE. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

iSad পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i am on clever bot and it funny পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I drew Hitler with big কুকুরছানা eyes wearing a tutu and with sparkles all around him.

I am an terrible, evil person for trying to make the holocaust look funny.
._____. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way আরো awesome and WAY আরো effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

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╲┃╮┃┃╭╮┃┃╭╮┃┃
╲┃╯┃┗┻┻┛┗┻┻┻┻╮╲
╲┃◯┃╭╮╰╯┏━━━┳╯
╲┃╭┃╰┏┳┳┳┳┓◯┃
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Spongebob XD

পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

R.I.P Steve jobs! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Depressed.. not that anone cares... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & অভিনয় like the most gigantic idiot on earth! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got হারিয়ে গেছে they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont আপনি care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are আপনি the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

when u make a mistake on যেভাবে খুশী spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

ugh i hate my life!!!
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I প্রণয় you. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার do আপনি guys have an আইপড অথবা any আপেল merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton কলা in his freezer... for over 2 years? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i হারিয়ে গেছে the game পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে