A B C D E F G gummy ভালুক are chaceing me. One is red and one Is blue one is chewing on my shoe.. Now I'am running for my life because the red one has a knife..... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What label did Yellow Claw found? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Here I go again mom broke my favourite mug for the 4th time
just wondering what she would be doing if I "accidentally " ever break her mug

Damn!! that was expensive পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Holy shit, one of my favourite bands is a decade old.
Holy shit, pokemon is 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm almost 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm going to be getting married.
Holy shit, I'm going to need a house.
Holy shit, I'll need a job.
Holy shit, when the fuck did this happen?
Holy shit, when did I get out of middle school?
Holy shit. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Here are the lyrics:

Just one দিন in my life
So I can understand
Fighting just to survive
But আপনি taught me I can
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are

Winner gets cake. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Why am I watching Bigfoot videos? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Coooooookie crisp! :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

If there's one thing people dislike is being critically analyzed. Most people can't handle criticism on themselves. And that is what causing the world go backwards to a degree. People want to get better and make everything better but there's a shitton of people who don't actually work to achieve those goals অথবা realize/admit they make alot of mistakes. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
আপনি could surf inside a চকোলেট tube.
Ride your board across the wave forever.
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a হাঙ্গর came up and tried to bite you
আপনি could say 'I'm চকোলেট - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Mado kara sotto asa hi ga nobite
Madoromu matsu ke ni koboreteku yo

So yo fuku kaze heya e to maneite
Komorebi ni kimi no negao
Yasashikute (Euforia)

Itsumo no arifureta asa dakedo
Azayaka ni irozuiteru yo
Sore wa kimi to meguri aeta kiseki
Hitori janai kimi to issho ni iru kara পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

'Romeo!'

'ROMEO!!!'

'Juliet...'

'Romeo...'

'Because of you, for the first time, I felt... the joy of falling in প্রণয় with someone. I'm happy, Juliet. I'm happy that I lived in a world with আপনি in it...'

'Romeo...'

'Juliet. I can't speak your name again. I can't see আপনি any more...Julie...'

'Nooooo!!!'

*Wonderful violin track plays in background*

This, boys and girls, is why romantic জীবন্ত is sooo damn good. XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

One of the categories thats appeared on my netflix reccomendations is "Foreign films with a strong female role".
That's so oddly specific.
In what scenario would thay ever be helpful?
"What do আপনি want to watch today, hun?"
"A foreign film with a strong female lead!"
"I mean I was thinking like Rugrats অথবা somethin-"
"NO! IT HAS TO BE A FOREIGN FILM WITH A STRONG FEMALE ROLE! I will not settle! We will watch a foreign film with a strong female and that's FINAL!" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

If someone has weird looking cleavage, does it count as an uncanny valley? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Guess the song these lyrics came from:

I won't break down tonight

I feel it for the first time

I feel it for the first time

Winner gets শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য and cake! 😊 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

আরো power! *grunt* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

When,
Look for a ride and আপনি need to get high my friends,
Spend all your time just walking around instead,
Like black ফুলেরসাজি it's somebody to hold for them,
for them.

Let's
Go outside got nothing to hide for free,
Can't seem to see the forest from the trees,
ঘাস is always greener but how do আপনি know we'll see,
We'll see পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
আপনি pull me apart
Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
আপনি pull me apart

Forgotten,
Maybe things are better on the other side undone,
Better off wishing for the stars to kill the sun,
Like packed rows that nobody can hold no one, no one... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

may i have ur attention please?
may i have ur attention pleas?
will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
i repeat will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
u all act like uve never seen an asian b4

im tha slim jim
tha real slim jim
all আপনি other slim jims r lookin 2 thin
tha real slim jim pleas stand up
pleas stand up
pleas stand up

...guess tehres a slim jim in all of us
fuck it lets all stand up পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Well maybe i'm just too young
To keep good প্রণয় from going wrong

Oh... lover, আপনি should've come over
'Cause it's not too late

Well I feel too young to hold on
And i'm much too old to break free and run
Too deaf, dumb, and blind to see the damage i've done
Sweet lover, আপনি should've come over
Oh, প্রণয় well i'm waiting for you

Lover, আপনি should've come over
'Cause it's not too late পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Lonely is the room, the বিছানা is made, the open window lets the rain in
Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams he had আপনি with him
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will never come

It's never over, my kingdom for a চুম্বন upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Sometimes a man gets carried away, when he feels like he should be having his fun
And much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no-one

So i'll wait for you... and i'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return
Oh will I ever learn

Oh lover, আপনি should've come over
'Cause it's not too late পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Looking out the door i see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water
And maybe I'm too young to keep good প্রণয় from going wrong
But tonight you're on my mind so আপনি never know

When I'm broken down and hungry for your প্রণয় with no way to feed it
Where are আপনি tonight, child আপনি know how much i need it
Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Good morning.

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Morning.

Man 1: Tell me, why do আপনি say 'good morning', when আপনি know perfectly well that it is the afternoon?

Man 2: Well, because আপনি ব্যক্ত it.

Man 1: *shakes head* Good afternoon.

Man 2: Good afternoon.

Man 1: Oh dear... good evening.

Man 2: Goodbye?

Man 1: No... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Gooooooooodddddddddnight- aringdingdingdingdingdingding পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Boy, I'm glad that my uncle moved his darn shoes! That's great, because now I won't trip over them for the fourth time this week. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How to Piss Off 8theGreat: A Lesson in 3 Parts.
1. Confuse the Victorian era with something that isn't Victorian, IE, adding a heavily Victorian aesthetic to a post WWI setting.
2. Write a mystery work that lazily references Sherlock Holmes in such a way that makes it obvious you've never read Sherlock Holmes.
3. Try to pass something off as Lolita fashion that simply isn't Lolita fashion.
Do your f*cking research. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার guys! IdiotMan97 is now a Changed Man! আপনি can PLZ STOP ANSWERING that প্রশ্ন now. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Yeeyyy! Today is my birthdayy! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Attention: The প্রশ্ন concerning IdiotMan97 will no longer be taking answers. Thnx for the suggestions but we both set our differences aside. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

#FoodIsLifeFoodIsLove পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Why don't আপনি ask the kids at Tienanmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it.
টেলিভিশন made আপনি buy it.

I'm just sitting
In my car and
Waiting for my

She's scared that I will take her away from there.
Dreams and her country, left with no one there.

Mesmerized the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

OMFG! what was happening here? XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

*looks at the users below*

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

One day, my mom showed me a pair of socks to see if I thought they were black অথবা blue, because it's sometimes hard to tell. She held them up and said, "Black অথবা blue." I smirked and said, "Purple!" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Introvert has the loudest mind.
Extrovert has the loudest mouth. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

link

link

Also these are great tbh.

Not uploading everything because it'll be time consuming but these are great tbh পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So while looking up যেভাবে খুশী bullshit with my sister. I find this:

link

And my sister had the most freaked out face. It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for what it seemed to be 5 mins. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

*Gets officer skin for a character in a video game* *Gets told to fuck off several times while saying bad officer puns*

.....Life is good. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"Why do আপনি care what people think?
Are আপনি hooked up to their leash?
আপনি know anklebiters
Ate up your personality.

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.

Fall in প্রণয় with yourself.

Because someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got.
Someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

some hearts are diamonds
some hearts are stone পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Do আপনি remember that time 4 years পূর্বে when আপনি were
Extremely upset ? Does it really matter now? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

*Derping about on the যেভাবে খুশী club*

Bp: I still haven't written anything অথবা come up with any ideas for anything to do with লেখা yet... gosh darnit!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Ba bum tish! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

私はおっぱいが大好き পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

exist?? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I am a cybernetic warrior... I shall electrically discharge my volts upon your carapace... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I consider myself very lucky to have a JOB
because after thirty years fifty per cent of the job will be প্রদত্ত to ROBOTS which will led to great unemployment as machines are replacing humans . পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Forever alone :'( পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I totally agree with anything anyone says. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

私は日本語を学習です。 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Happy Valentine's day!

and if u r single just like me......be greatly happy, u
saved a lot of money to buy your favourite mangas! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PLATONIC VALENTINE AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY/TOMORROW?! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Welp. Happy Valentine for all of আপনি who celebrate it. OuO পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

আপনি know shit gets real, when you're lazing around watching জীবন্ত at a mate's, then, Nek minute, the ground starts shaking and Chch becomes Quake City again... the saddest part is how little it actually bothers me now. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Finally at peace with my icon. #GodBless পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Do chickens know there chickens? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I need a Valentine!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I still can't find any প্রতীকী I like and it's driving me absolutely nuts. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Me when I am trying to do something cool but fail:

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How many people that আপনি get along with and consider বন্ধু did আপনি use to walk past as complete strangers, almost unaware of their presence..?

Who knows. The person who will end up closest to আপনি may just be the person আপনি havent noticed yet. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I survived the week of hell at school!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

This club is dying! *shocks যেভাবে খুশী with a defibrillator* DX পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

UPDATE: HANDWRITING বই ARE HERE! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Soooo, recently I ordered these replicas of copybooks used in schools back in the দিন to teach handwriting. I'm super stoked. I can't wait until my handwriting looks like this- link
বই y u no ship faster? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Imagine this:
You're walking on a checkerboard floor, everything around আপনি is white. As আপনি keep walking আপনি notice pocket watches falling from the sky. আপনি grab a watch and press a button. Suddenly, everything goes black and আপনি wake up in your bed. Your mom giving আপনি a strange look as আপনি realize আপনি had your arm extended. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I am such trash পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

WORD GAME ANYONE?

my word
Yesterday পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What would আপনি do if I sang out of tune? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Why is a raven like a লেখা desk? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Don't lie.

আপনি ate that cookie, didn't you...? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm hungry for some drama পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

She ব্যক্ত yes! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm so sick of my current প্রতীকী collection that I could stab my entire ফ্যানপপ gallery অথবা something drastic.
I'm getting unreasonably frustrated with প্রতীকী oh my god. I really am. I mean I'm frustrated with everything at the moment BUT THE প্রতীকী THING IS REALLLLY IRRITATING ME UGH
WHAT SORT OF প্রতীকী DO I EVEN WANT
UGH
UGH পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

omg. the super bowl was soo cool this year.

I mean-

There were Lucky Charms... Cherrios.... Fruity pebbles.

There were so many different famous cereals in that one huge super bowl that its insane.

I mean... I could go on forever about it. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I want to be a drunk Irish man পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm gonna take better care of my teeth! I'm flossing! I'm making my own toothpaste! I'm serious!

*takes another sip of soda and eats another cookie* Mm..tho therious. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"Want to hear a joke I made up?"

"Sure."

"What do আপনি get if আপনি ক্রুশ a cantaloupe with Lassie?"

"I give up."

"A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Hahahahaha!"

"He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I just took a drink that's supposed to make আপনি fall asleep...then I remembered that I had to do a rough draft for tomorrow....aaaaahhh পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Wtf is superbowl and should I care? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I was পাঠ করা about how countless species are being pushed towards extinction দ্বারা man's destruction of forests."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Uinverse is that none of it has tried to contact us." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Deadpool is coming out on the 12th I am so siked!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

জীবন্ত please....stop being so messed up while I'm trying to watch you. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I made up a joke. A man is going for a walk, so he gets his dog and says: 'heel'. And the dog looks up at him and says: 'It takes one to know one, buster.'

"What's the matter with you? Don't আপনি get it?"

"How did the dog learn to talk?"

"Ahhhh, what do শার্দূল know about sophisticated humor, anyway?" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

gay sex is sin.

as in sensational পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Wow....4 whole years of Fanpoo-ahem. Fanpopping.

Like sheesh...does not feel like it at all. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Whoever thought it was a smart idea to put the "archive" button where Yahoo Mail's "Delete" button was....

**** you. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

wish the boring vegetables tasted like cheese পিজা পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Here's my take on high school reunions. If I haven't contacted আপনি in the past twenty years, there's probably a reason. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Me: আপনি know what I wanna do? I wanna make ইউটিউব videos.
Me: *sees current state of youtube*
Me: *backs away slowly* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Today is my worst Friday ever. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার নমস্কার hey!!#! I just joined পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

WHEN DID THEY MAKE SOUL EATER POP FIGURES!?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

The Tale of the Late পিজা Delivery পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

does anyone remember mistymaydawngo because that was me holy crap পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে