Not long ago, newspapers and magazines reported that, দ্বারা the end of the century, redheads, of whom I am one, will be extinct. Gone. Kaput. Since then, other scientists have raised doubts about the great redhead extinction theory, especially since the research was conducted দ্বারা the অক্সফোর্ড Hair Foundation—which is funded দ্বারা Procter & Gamble, which manufactures hair dye. Still, who can say for sure who is right? I'm sure that, back in their day, the ডাইনোসর were pretty smug too.
Where will we be without people like Danny Bonaduce? Bad example. How about Dwight Eisenhower? Ike was a redhead....
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