Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot)     Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
    Yes, it tells us that আপনি participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
    You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis)     Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
    Explain to me an organizational system where...

Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad মাছ Paradigm)

I've got আরো nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.

Mom smokes in the car. যীশু is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

I drank দুধ that tasted funny.

Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)     

Notify the editors of the অক্সফোর্ড English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- অথবা as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.

You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.

Season 2, Episode...