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I did, and failed.
The Shakespearean Perspective of Percabeth
The Shakespearean Persphefctive of Pershabetsh.
See? Epic fail.
Like my exceptionally intriguing title? What stinks is that I failed spelling almost every single word in that sentence except “Percabeth” but that is why we have spellcheck- for those poor demigods out there that are hopeless on spelling.
I had an exceptionally strange thought today while পাঠ করা Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo and Juliet’- how different is that from the idea of Percabeth? And for Percabeth fans, that resemblance just plain sucks!
Why? Oh, no major spoiler, but Romeo and Juliet both die. Haha, sucks to be them.
All jokes aside, this is serious chiz. And chiz is a word since...now. ANYWAYS, I was thinking about this- The Capulets are just a group of people hating the Montagues and the feeling between them is mutual- which is just plain black hate. So how is that any different than Athena and Poseidon? They practically HATE each other (well, they just DO) and I have never thought of them really getting along.
But, we are dealing with Rick Riordan and Percabeth. I see in the বই there is a LOT of foreshadowing there. So I’ve wondered- maybe Percabeth itself IS a foreshadow both Percy/ and/ অথবা Annabeth end up dying at the end of the series.
Poseidon and Athena don’t get along very well, and Athena herself made it very clear she does not like Percy with her daughter (In the Titan’s Curse) and would be very unhappy to find them still together even after the war.
To Athena- Stop trolling Percabeth...Thank You- Percabeth Fans
So will in the new series Percy and Annabeth become no more? অথবা will Rick just be a troller and keep us hanging until the last book...aghhh.
So this sounds very Anti-Percabeth to me- I mean, THIS MEANS THEY DIE. So I’ll assume the Percabeth অনুরাগী are going: noo universal how could আপনি dare প্রদর্শনী us this resemblance!
Anti-Percabeth fans- YES! NOW PERLIA CAN START AND MAKE BABIES! (Why thanks for that Joy...)
Me: o_o Um...OH নমস্কার THIS GOT TOTALLY OFF TOPIC SO LET’S GET BACK TO MY ARTICLE! Yes!
So also the Mark of Athena/ the prophecy is a foreshadow too- but for what, I ask? Wisdom’s daughter is walking...somewhere. To the Doors of Death perhaps? Haha, I need to learn better puns from Shakespeare...ehehe.
So I’m gonna put this in perspective- a Shakespearean perspective (hehe) to be exact. So let’s say Shakespeare suddenly travels a few hundred years অগ্রবর্তী in time and decides to read this amazing series...well as one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time, what do আপনি think he would say?
Well, in my crazy whacked up mind of everything random, awesome, cliffhanger-ish অথবা bubbly I think it would go like:
‘Will someone doth telleth me what an ‘IPod’ iseth?’
No, lemme ask him again. “YO WILLIAM! YEAH আপনি IN THE FANCY SHORTS- WHAT DO আপনি THINK OF PERCABETH?”
Hm, maybe he will answer after I প্রদর্শনী him the magic of the toilet- OH LOOK IT FLUSHES! Haha. He’s got a lot to catch up with...
So, seriously, guys. Leave a মতামত and tell me what আপনি think Shakespeare would think of Percabeth! And funny মতামত are allowed, with all the ‘doth’s and ‘eths’ and ‘thee’s and old English ye language.
Hm. I should consult Zoe and ask her how exactly I say this stuff..NO! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MY আইপড IS NOT A LOLLIPOP!
Later guys, Universal signing out. Ciao! AHHH! MY IPOD!
***Leave a comment! Lemme see what আপনি think Shakespeare thinks about Percabeth! Is Percy x Annabeth doomed for fatal death? অথবা is my overactive imagination catching too much foreshadowing and not seeing the big picture? We’ll have to see...***