My eyes are too large. That’s what my dad told me. He ব্যক্ত my eyes are too large and that makes me look like a pussy. Like a cartoon deer. My eyes…he thinks I’m gay too. He hasn’t ব্যক্ত it to my face, but I know he thinks I’m gay.
“A damn queer,” he would probably say.
I only joined karate so he wouldn’t think I’m gay. I mean, I’m not, but just telling him that won’t change his mind. I could get Farrah Fawcett pregnant six ways to Sunday and he’d still think I was a fancy gay boy. But karate…that the old man respects.
I hate it though. All the katas, obsessing over fights…Christ....
"Hey আপনি need some help?" আপনি heard a cute new Jersey accent behind you, আপনি just moved from Florida to California, আপনি were unpacking the bags and luggages from your parents car. "I'm ok, nice to meet you," আপনি turned and saw a cute guy leaning on the gate পরবর্তি to you. "I'm Daniel," "I'm um um Myia." আপনি squeaked out while আপনি dropped the box in your hand দ্বারা accident, "Little shy there?" He teased আপনি as আপনি both grinned and he helped আপনি pick up the box. "Watch this Myia," he kicked the gate open trying to impress you, "Maybe আপনি could teach me karate one day." "My friend Mr. Miyagi could...
A washed up John Kreese is spotted taking kung fu lessons from a teenage girl in the new comedy web-series, SPAZ FU.
John Kreese, evil sensei of the গোক্ষুরা Kai (still easily recognizable after all these years) shows up at the back door of Sam's dojo for a little উপদেশ on his "Eagle Claw" technique.
Sam is a 15 বছর girl so it's already ridiculous, but when she treats him like dirt and leaves him waiting in the alley for his lesson, we are thoroughly entertained. SPAZ FU is a hilarious and original low budget spoof not to be missed দ্বারা Karate Kid fans.