Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as আরো and আরো succomb to this sickness.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every দিন on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for আরো Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the তারিখ of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every প্রশ্ন asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," অথবা "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat জ্যাম without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If আপনি অথবা someone আপনি know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: আপনি cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and যেভাবে খুশী strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every দিন on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for আরো Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the তারিখ of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every প্রশ্ন asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," অথবা "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat জ্যাম without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If আপনি অথবা someone আপনি know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: আপনি cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and যেভাবে খুশী strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
So, yeah, great job, Oscar Nunez, at landing those roles and being an awesome actor.
Btw...the graph on the right...is fake and from গুগুল প্রতিমূর্তি so yeah.
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