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CelticPride posted on Jun 27, 2007 at 06:33PM
Now I don't know if everyopne else is focused on the other two games, but here are the rules to the game:

1.Try to be as exact as you can, you don't have to get the quote exactly, but make it so that people know what you're talking about.
2.You can do it from webisodes too
3.No fake quotes

That's basically it, if anyone wants to respond, here is my quote:

I have been michael's #2 guy for about five years and we make a great team. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like lone ranger, I'm like Tonto, but it's not like there was Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.

Who said that quote?

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বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Obviously Dwight :D

"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?"
বছরখানেক আগে ursikai87 said…
That's Jim.

"I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a...carpenter, that makes stairs."
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"You love ketchup! He loves ketchup."
বছরখানেক আগে CelticPride said…
Kelly

"Jim's worked at the same office for five years. he always eats a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch every day. I don't know, if I were a betting man I would say he will have a great time in Philadelphia."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Ryan


"Here's a 'not hypothetical'."

বছরখানেক আগে baotrang01 said…
Jim
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"You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!"
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

"Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive."
বছরখানেক আগে marissa said…
ryan.


"that fraction doesn't make any sense."
বছরখানেক আগে Urkel-gru said…
oscar

"i promise to keep an open mind, and an open heart."
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Michael.

"Attention blue collar workers!"
বছরখানেক আগে CelticPride said…
Michael

"Now, I think Michael put Ryan next to Kelly to punish him, but if he was doing that to get back at me, wow, genius."
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Toby

"Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!"
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Angela,
in my previous post, dwight actually said "attention blue collar workers"

look alive, people:D

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. "
বছরখানেক আগে kathiria82 said…
Michael

Hello Oscar, how was your gay-cation?
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
বছরখানেক আগে marissa said…
pam.


"i am a hero."
বছরখানেক আগে ursikai87 said…
Pam.

Are you calling me a ho?
বছরখানেক আগে Urkel-gru said…
******"i am a hero" is actually kevin (business school)

"are you calling me a ho?" is Phyllis
_________

"what a pair of mary's!"
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Bob Vance (PRETZEL DAY!!!!)


"I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up."
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Jim;)

"The simple solution would be to open a window... if we had... windows that could open."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Toby


"Do you want a drawbridge?"
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বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. "
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Ryan...Stanley seems to have that effect on lots of people :)


"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here."

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বছরখানেক আগে ursikai87 said…
Andy, I think.

"I can't believe I gave her my bike!"
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Michael

"I'm excited about today. I love girl talk."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Phyllis

"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here." -- This is not an Andy quote!!


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বছরখানেক আগে CelticPride said…
It's Michael, sorry about the other quote!

"Everyday I have to take my daughter to school that costs too much and I go to an office that pays too little and I go to sleep every night on a bed that is too small but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Stanley


"I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser."
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বছরখানেক আগে ursikai87 said…
That's Jan.

"Ahh! Kill it kill it kill it!"
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Kelly

"I think we broke his brain."
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Kelly

"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep."
বছরখানেক আগে nezenic said…
Pam :)

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
"I think we broke his brain" is Pam

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody" is Michael


"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other."
বছরখানেক আগে jessica24 said…
Jan,

"You look cute today Dwight"
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Jim

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Meredith


"Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Dwight

"I hate so much about the way you choose to be."
বছরখানেক আগে chel1395 said…
Michael


"Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen."

বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

this one's pretty easy...
"I AM NOW CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!"
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Andy

"I wish I could menstruate."
বছরখানেক আগে happygolucky11 said…
dwight.

Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline!
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Michael

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Jim

"In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need."
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"Which one is Pam?"
বছরখানেক আগে Urkel-gru said…
creed

"That'll be another 20."
বছরখানেক আগে clued345 said…
ID photographer

"I would like to offer you, the dominant male."
বছরখানেক আগে brokenbrain said…
Angela

"You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
বছরখানেক আগে nezenic said…
Jim :)

"No cookie..!"
বছরখানেক আগে brighteyesxx said…
Angela

"I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila."
বছরখানেক আগে goalstopper said…
Michael

"Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real."
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