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timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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বছরখানেক আগে someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
বছরখানেক আগে OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
বছরখানেক আগে greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
বছরখানেক আগে skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
বছরখানেক আগে hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
বছরখানেক আগে ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
বছরখানেক আগে flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears বছরখানেক আগে
বছরখানেক আগে bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
বছরখানেক আগে hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
বছরখানেক আগে hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
বছরখানেক আগে 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
বছরখানেক আগে 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
বছরখানেক আগে wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
বছরখানেক আগে IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
বছরখানেক আগে Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
বছরখানেক আগে Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
বছরখানেক আগে smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
বছরখানেক আগে alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
বছরখানেক আগে Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
বছরখানেক আগে Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
বছরখানেক আগে eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
বছরখানেক আগে eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
বছরখানেক আগে Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
বছরখানেক আগে Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
বছরখানেক আগে emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
বছরখানেক আগে emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
বছরখানেক আগে IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
বছরখানেক আগে IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
বছরখানেক আগে DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
বছরখানেক আগে DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
বছরখানেক আগে dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
বছরখানেক আগে yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
বছরখানেক আগে alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
বছরখানেক আগে snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
বছরখানেক আগে pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
বছরখানেক আগে adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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বছরখানেক আগে MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
বছরখানেক আগে Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
বছরখানেক আগে sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
বছরখানেক আগে Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
বছরখানেক আগে SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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বছরখানেক আগে amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
বছরখানেক আগে amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
বছরখানেক আগে Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
বছরখানেক আগে Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it
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