Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as ভ্যাম্পায়ার are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and আপনি প্রণয় him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. আপনি see Robert is instructing আপনি and you’re loving every মিনিট of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite আপনি over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds আরো like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). আপনি can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. আপনি sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told আপনি that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
আপনি can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as ভ্যাম্পায়ার are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and আপনি প্রণয় him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. আপনি see Robert is instructing আপনি and you’re loving every মিনিট of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite আপনি over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds আরো like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). আপনি can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. আপনি sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told আপনি that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
আপনি can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. আপনি don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so আপনি can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute নেকড়ে-মানুষ are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if আপনি change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, আপনি always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to প্রণয় sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so আপনি can be as clumsy as bella.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so আপনি can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute নেকড়ে-মানুষ are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if আপনি change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, আপনি always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to প্রণয় sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so আপনি can be as clumsy as bella.