Would আপনি just listen and please don't say a word, just yet,
I'd like আপনি to think back to the very first time we met,
How আপনি felt around me? The memories we shared,
And just remember that once upon a time, আপনি really cared.

Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried,
But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied,
That I told আপনি the honest truth about why we were to split,
But now I'd like আপনি to know that my হৃদয় broke bit দ্বারা bit.

The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years,
I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears,
Slowly I am rebuilding...

WARNING This প্রবন্ধ might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a অনুরাগী of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling আপনি this because you'll read and মতামত anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, okay let me get this right, আপনি think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching আপনি sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who আপনি hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're...

Did আপনি know ostriches can outrun a horse and male ostriches can roar like a lion?

Did আপনি know Intelligent people have আরো zinc and copper in their hair?

Did আপনি know Amanda Seyfried beat Rachel McAdams for the role of Sophie in the film 'Mamma Mia!' ?

Did আপনি know the average French citizen eats 500 Snails a year?

Did আপনি know that due to the different time zones, Santa has 38 hours to deliver gifts around the globe, which means he would have to visit 832 homes each second?

Did আপনি know Johnny Depp turned down the role of John in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' ? Does that mean Brangelina could have been...

1. How do আপনি feel being nominated as twilightlover73 অনুরাগী of the month?
Wow, I'm thrilled and honored. I didn't even know আপনি nominated me. Thanks guys! You're the best!

2. Tell us something about you.
Well my name is Sara. I come from Europe. I'm 15. I've got two younger sisters and adorable little dog. I'm obsessed with shoes, jewelry, some ফ্যানপপ সংগঠন and The Vampire Diaries. I enjoy making প্রতীকী and banners and I প্রণয় reading.

3. What do আপনি do the most on here?
Mostly I go through the picks and participate in প্রতীকী competition. Sometimes I add প্রতীকী অথবা photos. But I promise to try to be more...

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

[Verse 1]
Word on the street, আপনি got somethin' to প্রদর্শনী me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote

Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin,...

Uh that's hot

Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When আপনি lick your lips while আপনি check me out

Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you

If আপনি want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If আপনি wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if আপনি catch me
You're gonna have to প্রদর্শনী me
How bad আপনি really want my whoa-oa-oa

Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think আপনি kinda know it
Really hopin আপনি don't...

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't cause you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we হারিয়ে গেছে it
So I'm gonna bring it back
I প্রণয় the dirty, dirty
'Cause niggas প্রদর্শনী me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They প্রণয় to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch আপনি get...

If you're a অনুরাগী of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.

This one is for the stupid বই like twilight
Where ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true ভ্যাম্পায়ার and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of...

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
Spit it out cuz I'm dying for company

I notice that আপনি got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it
to the পরবর্তি level, baby
If আপনি want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby, let me blow your mind
tonight

[Chorus:]
I can’t take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what আপনি waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh. [8x]

Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get আপনি off with the touch dancing in the dark

You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticing আপনি staring
You...

1. When a twilight অনুরাগী says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all প্রশ্ন about twilight that আপনি can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book প্রতিবেদন on the most boring বই of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that আপনি hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible লেখক and her বই make want to poke...

Easy come, easy go
That's just how আপনি live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But আপনি never give
Should've known আপনি was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

[Bridge]
Gave আপনি all I had
And আপনি tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, আপনি did
To give me all your love
Is all I ever asked
Cause what আপনি don't understand
Is

[Chorus]
I'd catch a grenade for আপনি (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for আপনি (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for আপনি (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for আপনি (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet...

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!

Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!

Jacob is an idiot, who falls in প্রণয় with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে আপনি this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...