ব্যাটম্যান is known for being one of the greatest detectives of all time. However, ব্যাটম্যান is very human. We all have moments where we don't word ourselves in the most eloquent of ways. He's had moments where he's ব্যক্ত very weird things. This is a look at some of the weirdest phrases to ever come out of Batman's mouth. For this article, I'm focusing on things that ব্যাটম্যান ব্যক্ত in the comics.
From a scene in The Dark Knight Returns where Batman's beating up the leader of a group of mutants: "This isn't a mud hole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon."
From a scene in Batman: Fortunate Son where Batman's talking to Robin about his hatred of rock and roll: "Insanity reverberates in every chord of this সঙ্গীত আপনি love. Punk is nothing but death and crime and the rage of a beast."
From a scene in ব্যাটম্যান Odyssey where Bruce gets annoyed দ্বারা Alfred's sassiness: "Go to Hell, আপনি freak."
From a scene in ব্যাটম্যান Odyssey where ব্যাটম্যান attempts to get people to leave the dangerous train they're on দ্বারা pretending like he'll kill them if they don't leave: "Go to the পরবর্তি car অথবা I'll blow your brains out. Move, now!"
From a scene in the comic adaptation of the ব্যাটম্যান and Robin film where ব্যাটম্যান confronts Mr. Freeze: "Millions will die so আপনি can save on air conditioning. Isn't that taking self-help a little far?"
The rest of the উদ্ধৃতি are from All-Star ব্যাটম্যান and Robin, because that story features a ton of the strangest things that Batman's ever said. Due to the story using some words that would be considered offensive, I have changed the wording of some of the quotes:
ব্যাটম্যান talking to Dick Grayson: "Are আপনি dense? Are আপনি dumb? Don't আপনি know who I am? I'm the damn Batman!"
ব্যাটম্যান after taking Dick Grayson to the Batcave for the first time: "Shut up. And get to work on your costume. And get yourself a damn mask."
Dick Grayson: "Why a mask?"
Batman's response: "So you'll have a secret identity, stupid."
Batman's response to Black Canary making fun of the name of his car: "I've taken enough grief about calling my damn car the damn Batmobile. I'm the damn ব্যাটম্যান and I'll call my damn car whatever the Hell I want."
Batman's পরবর্তি response to Black Canary: "You talk too damn much. Shut the Hell up."
ব্যাটম্যান talking in his head after telling Black Canary to shut up: "Nuts to that. She's got a right to say whatever she wants. She's got the right. Thomas Jefferson and all that. And she's dead right to say I'm half-crazy. But only half. The other half of me is doing just fine."
ব্যাটম্যান talking about Green Lantern: "I've got a dumb demigod to deal with. Demigod, my foot. He's just a clown with আরো power than he knows what to do with. He's worse than Clark Kent."
ব্যাটম্যান talking about what he'd do if he had Green Lantern's power ring: "Maybe I'd spank Superman's butt back to what's left of Krypton. Just for laughs."
ব্যাটম্যান continuing to talk about Green Lantern: "That idiot can't keep any secrets from me."
Batman's reaction to Robin beating up Green Lantern: "Shut up while I figure out a way to heal this guy. The last thing we need on our hands is a corpse, আপনি stupid little snot."
Is there anything that can be learned from this series of weird quotes? I believe there is. If anything, these উদ্ধৃতি serve as proof that it's very important that DC Comics gets the best writers to write Batman. ব্যাটম্যান comics just haven't been the same since the classic days of Bill Finger. Let's hope that DC gets writers that better represent ব্যাটম্যান as the heroic symbol of justice that Bill Finger intended him to be.
From a scene in The Dark Knight Returns where Batman's beating up the leader of a group of mutants: "This isn't a mud hole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon."
From a scene in Batman: Fortunate Son where Batman's talking to Robin about his hatred of rock and roll: "Insanity reverberates in every chord of this সঙ্গীত আপনি love. Punk is nothing but death and crime and the rage of a beast."
From a scene in ব্যাটম্যান Odyssey where Bruce gets annoyed দ্বারা Alfred's sassiness: "Go to Hell, আপনি freak."
From a scene in ব্যাটম্যান Odyssey where ব্যাটম্যান attempts to get people to leave the dangerous train they're on দ্বারা pretending like he'll kill them if they don't leave: "Go to the পরবর্তি car অথবা I'll blow your brains out. Move, now!"
From a scene in the comic adaptation of the ব্যাটম্যান and Robin film where ব্যাটম্যান confronts Mr. Freeze: "Millions will die so আপনি can save on air conditioning. Isn't that taking self-help a little far?"
The rest of the উদ্ধৃতি are from All-Star ব্যাটম্যান and Robin, because that story features a ton of the strangest things that Batman's ever said. Due to the story using some words that would be considered offensive, I have changed the wording of some of the quotes:
ব্যাটম্যান talking to Dick Grayson: "Are আপনি dense? Are আপনি dumb? Don't আপনি know who I am? I'm the damn Batman!"
ব্যাটম্যান after taking Dick Grayson to the Batcave for the first time: "Shut up. And get to work on your costume. And get yourself a damn mask."
Dick Grayson: "Why a mask?"
Batman's response: "So you'll have a secret identity, stupid."
Batman's response to Black Canary making fun of the name of his car: "I've taken enough grief about calling my damn car the damn Batmobile. I'm the damn ব্যাটম্যান and I'll call my damn car whatever the Hell I want."
Batman's পরবর্তি response to Black Canary: "You talk too damn much. Shut the Hell up."
ব্যাটম্যান talking in his head after telling Black Canary to shut up: "Nuts to that. She's got a right to say whatever she wants. She's got the right. Thomas Jefferson and all that. And she's dead right to say I'm half-crazy. But only half. The other half of me is doing just fine."
ব্যাটম্যান talking about Green Lantern: "I've got a dumb demigod to deal with. Demigod, my foot. He's just a clown with আরো power than he knows what to do with. He's worse than Clark Kent."
ব্যাটম্যান talking about what he'd do if he had Green Lantern's power ring: "Maybe I'd spank Superman's butt back to what's left of Krypton. Just for laughs."
ব্যাটম্যান continuing to talk about Green Lantern: "That idiot can't keep any secrets from me."
Batman's reaction to Robin beating up Green Lantern: "Shut up while I figure out a way to heal this guy. The last thing we need on our hands is a corpse, আপনি stupid little snot."
Is there anything that can be learned from this series of weird quotes? I believe there is. If anything, these উদ্ধৃতি serve as proof that it's very important that DC Comics gets the best writers to write Batman. ব্যাটম্যান comics just haven't been the same since the classic days of Bill Finger. Let's hope that DC gets writers that better represent ব্যাটম্যান as the heroic symbol of justice that Bill Finger intended him to be.