Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? আপনি mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, নমস্কার Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... নমস্কার Orca.
Orca: So, আপনি want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for আপনি to teach me a new সরানো so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's আন্ডারপ্যান্ট says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few মিনিট of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are আপনি sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are আপনি okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only বৃক্ষ in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet যীশু that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who ব্যক্ত that? Are আপনি a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that আপনি weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: নমস্কার LISTEN নমস্কার LISTEN
Link: অথবা this
Kebora Gebora: If আপনি are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can আপনি believe it. Over 199 প্রবন্ধ and one whole বছর later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for আপনি guys to celebrate this 200th প্রবন্ধ and one বছর anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for আপনি guys, I am going to make the first movie review for আপনি guys. So, what film am I going to review for আপনি guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...