'Yellowstone' Season 5 is coming—here’s how to watch 

real story: While previous seasons have consisted of 9 or 10 episodes, season five will consist of 14 episodes total, split into two seven-episode halves.

How am I just finding out about this? That's gonna fuck up my fine-I'll-just-preorder-and-pay-$20-on-Vud­u plan, ain't it. -_______-