Okay, so I've learned most of these from experience, so if আপনি REALLY want to get on Batman's bad side, do all of the above...er below. If আপনি want to live without the fear of a batty death, do NOT do any of the below. There's your warning.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman আপনি saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and প্রদর্শনী him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see আপনি in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility বেল্ট with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his আসন for dear life.
10) Tell ব্যাটম্যান he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock ব্যাটম্যান and a little অনুরাগী girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and ব্যাটম্যান wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock ব্যাটম্যান and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that ব্যাটম্যান is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever ব্যাটম্যান goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" দ্বারা Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever আপনি go through the zeta tubes and ব্যাটম্যান is near, say "Energize" like on তারকা Trek.
24) When ব্যাটম্যান is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility বেল্ট to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's আপনি and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ব্যাটম্যান B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman আপনি saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and প্রদর্শনী him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see আপনি in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility বেল্ট with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his আসন for dear life.
10) Tell ব্যাটম্যান he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock ব্যাটম্যান and a little অনুরাগী girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and ব্যাটম্যান wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock ব্যাটম্যান and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that ব্যাটম্যান is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever ব্যাটম্যান goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" দ্বারা Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask ব্যাটম্যান if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever আপনি go through the zeta tubes and ব্যাটম্যান is near, say "Energize" like on তারকা Trek.
24) When ব্যাটম্যান is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility বেল্ট to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's আপনি and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ব্যাটম্যান B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
Watch when the Team is battling Red Volcano. Notice when Miss M and Supes say "We aren't human!" Supey is flying!
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