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1. আপনি shall have no other deities অথবা rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. আপনি shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those প্রতিমূর্তি (in the form of অনুরাগী art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and অনুরাগী sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. আপনি shall not mispronounce, misuse অথবা otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing দিন (dubbed Holy Day) দ্বারা keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings অথবা shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy দিন during the Holy Hour, do everything আপনি can to record অথবা download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members দ্বারা imparting your মতামত on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. আপনি shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death অথবা destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), আপনি must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to আপনি (again).
7. আপনি shall not worship, idolize, প্রণয় অথবা respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity আপনি do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, আপনি shall not betray the Holy ঘন্টা দ্বারা watching any other program at the same time. If আপনি feel আপনি must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy ঘন্টা must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. আপনি shall not steal, plagiarize অথবা adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, আপনি shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps অথবা other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. আপনি shall not ভালুক false witness against Almeida দ্বারা willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines অথবা repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.
1. আপনি shall have no other deities অথবা rulers in the 24 Universe before Almeida.
2. আপনি shall respect the awesome likeness of Almeida, and make for yourself only those প্রতিমূর্তি (in the form of অনুরাগী art such as desktop wallpapers, icons, avatars and অনুরাগী sites) which uphold the intrinsic values, ideals, experience and aesthetic of the amazing creation that is Tony Almeida.
3. আপনি shall not mispronounce, misuse অথবা otherwise defile the holy name of Almeida.
4. Respect and honour the official viewing দিন (dubbed Holy Day) দ্বারা keeping it free of scheduling conflicts. Avoid making appointments, meetings অথবা shifts at work during the Holy Hour. Turn off your phone if possible. If it is not feasible to avoid conflicts on the Holy দিন during the Holy Hour, do everything আপনি can to record অথবা download the material for the purposes of delayed worship. Failing to worship will result in the Wrath of Almeida! However, if The Ghost of Victor Drazen interferes with your worship plans, it is acceptable to request assistance from like-minded Almeidaists.
5. Honour your mother and/or father and/or other respected family members দ্বারা imparting your মতামত on the awesome power of Almeida at every available opportunity.
6. আপনি shall not, under any circumstances, wish for the death অথবা destruction of Almeida. If such a heinous event should occur (again), আপনি must express your outrage and displeasure through all ways and means available to আপনি (again).
7. আপনি shall not worship, idolize, প্রণয় অথবা respect any other 24 character to the degree and intensity আপনি do Almeida (even Chappelle). Furthermore, আপনি shall not betray the Holy ঘন্টা দ্বারা watching any other program at the same time. If আপনি feel আপনি must enjoy another program which airs at the same time as the Holy Hour, the Holy ঘন্টা must take precedence and the other program must be recorded/downloaded and enjoyed at a later time.
8. আপনি shall not steal, plagiarize অথবা adopt for yourself the holy words and actions of Tony Almeida without due credit to the source, thereby spreading the Holy Word of Almeida. Furthermore, আপনি shall not replicate the quotes/dialogue transcripts, screencaps অথবা other materials of this canon to Almeida without due credit to this site.
9. আপনি shall not ভালুক false witness against Almeida দ্বারা willfully misinterpreting his character arc and motives, knowingly reporting false information about his storylines অথবা repeating uncorroborated spoilers from unreliable sources.
10. আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s signature soulpatch; আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s fashionable clothes, particularly his new badass black leather jacket; আপনি shall not covet Almeida’s vintage way of saying “Yeah”, “Alright” and “Okay”. These things are sacred to Almeida and Almeida alone.