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Funny Southwest and other airline উদ্ধৃতি

posted by UriahA

I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if আপনি don't know how to operate one, আপনি probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of কেবিন pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If আপনি have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If আপনি are traveling with two অথবা more...

Book a flight to Singapore for a memorable Asian tour

posted by cristinaaloha

Singapore is arguably Asia's most beautiful island nation and one of the most visited cities in the world. It's a bustling cosmopolitan with a multi-ethnic culture and diversity.
With its numerous natural and man-made attractions, Singapore remains one of the আরো favoured destinations to tour around. Millions of visitors around the বছর visit Singapore to indulge in its stylish lifestyle.
Singapore attractions
Visitors from all over the world book flights to Singapore to see the dazzling beauty and natural aura that this amazing place has to offer. Singapore has world class parks, natural reservoirs,...

Why Do Flights to Hong Kong প্রদর্শনী Overbooking Profiles?

posted by samtravel

Cheap Flights to Hong Kong

Of late, the UK travellers seeking cheap flights to Hong Kong repeatedly experience overbooking profiles. The dominant carriers, such as Air China, China Southern Airlines, China Eastern, Dragon, Cathay Pacific, KLM and British Airways despite adding new flights to Hong Kong and Macau frequently, often face exceeding number of passengers willing to explore this part of the world. The causes for this can be many.

According to the International Air Transport Association (IATA), the Asia-Pacific countries are প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে higher growth of air traffic. As per the IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani,...

North Cyprus Holidays

posted by chelseadowney11

These are a few of the things which North Cyprus isn't. It isn't an over-developed, tourist choked mecca for nightclubbing teens and raucous হরিণ and hen parties. It isn't crammed with high rise concrete apartment blocks and unsightly new developments thrown up with no regard for history অথবা aesthetics. And it isn't expensive, overcrowded অথবা hard to get to. So many times you'll have been promised a paradise on earth of a holiday destination, only to be disappointed দ্বারা the less than stunning reality. Well, Northern Cyprus is different. In a world of would be hidden gems, it's the real deal, an...

STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would আপনি be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would আপনি be able to do if লেখা fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would আপনি do if it's illegal to do a cover of your পছন্দ song on YouTube? What would আপনি do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would আপনি do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

Increasing Air Passengers Demand Cheap Flights to China

posted by samtravel

Cheap Flights to China

The International Air Transport Association (IATA) has declared higher increase of air traffic for Asia-Pacific nations, particularly the People’s Republic of China. According to IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani, “The industry continues to recover faster than expected, but with sharp regional differences”. The Director General went on to say, “Europe is recovering at half the speed of Asia with passenger growth of 7.8 percent compared to the 15.5 percent growth in Asia-Pacific”. It is interesting to know that China has received the maximum growth of demand for air travel last...

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Funny things to do in a plane

posted by UriahA

I found this I don't own this.

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim আপনি are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe আপনি but DONT give up, see how far আপনি can get WARNING! may result in আপনি being arrested.

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include comical situations such as "in the likely event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when আপনি are the...

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Air Travel Kindness

posted by Snerkie

This is from one flight I got to experience today and what the person পরবর্তি to me did.

When flying please remember to not do these things so everyone can have a nice trip ^_^

Clear your throat
If আপনি have something wrong with your throat where আপনি have to clear it every 3-5 seconds, get some medicine for it, everyone around আপনি will appreciate it.

Only take up YOUR seat
Though আপনি may have a skinnier person পরবর্তি to you, that does not mean আপনি should take up half of their seat, they paid for the full আসন and would appreciate having all of it and not moving to the corner.

Leave your shoes on
Now I know...

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Airport Ammenities

posted by DrDevience

When flying from Sweden to Australia, my husband prefers to connect in Singapore because their airport is sooo beautiful. And it is, gorgeous I mean.

BUT... I prefer to await my connection at Hong Kong's relatively new airport. Why? Because they have a very cool hair salon.

See, দ্বারা the time we land to await our পরবর্তি leg of the loooooong flight, I'm ready to be pampered. This salon is so great that I have run in there like a lunatic before with 30 মিনিট until my পরবর্তি flight screaming for a wash, cut, and blow dry.

They did it.

They did it very well. They পোষ্ট হয়েছে one person at the door to watch for signs of boarding on my flight while the other guy worked his magic. I was impressed, and now fly through Hong Kong whenever possible because of that hair salon.

So like, tell me about your airport loyalties. I'm always looking for great layovers ;)