Kate’s Revenge Part 1 - Continuation of the Kate’s Hunting Trip series (In ridiculous COD6 Style)

Note to readers: Sorry if আপনি don’t like COD অথবা “Cock of Doody” as some may have dubbed it, but my knowledge on Halo is sadly limited, also the names of the weapons I chose are NOT from COD (I actually tried to use proper terminology, but there will be references and kill streaks from it. Sorry if there isn’t much humor along with bad storytelling (I'm a terrible writer and I whipped this up in like 2 অথবা 3 hours).

Previously on the discontinued “Kate’s Hunting Trip” series; Humphrey...

Everyone’s bored now that their separated from the Balto characters.

Humphrey was sitting there… bored. Kate came up to him.
“Hey Kate.”
“Hey Humphrey.”
“I’m bored.”
“Me too.”
“Metallica stayed with Star, Kaltag, and the rest.”
“Yeah.”
“That’s a shame, because I want to listen to Metal.”
Humphrey got up and walked away. Out of nowhere, he heard a guy yell “NIGHMARE!!!”
“What the hell!?”
“And your nightmare comes to life!”
Humphrey entered the room where all the yelling was coming from. He saw a man with sunglasses on. However it was 9:00 P.M....

Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 3


Richard takes a deep breath and a sigh of relief. "Holy shit that
could have ended badly!!!" Richard looked at the forest floor and
sees the beast laying right in front of him. She was knocked out cold.
"Thank god I had the tranquilizer pistol on hand!" He then realizes
that he forgot all about poor Dale. Richard went over to Dale and
again slapped him on the face but this time with আরো slap! "Dale
you pansy wake up!!!" "Hmmmm Richard is that you?? Dale asks.
"LOL yea its me, how আপনি feel there???" "Gee I don't know Richard
it feels like I just got hit দ্বারা a freaking...

Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 2


Kate opens her eyes and takes a deep breath... "Finally, I'm free
after all these years of being trapped in this prison. Kate turns around
and sees' the claw trap holding her down. With both paws she grabs
the steel trap and opens the jaws breaking it in two. "HEE childs
play, she snarls. In the distance she can hear the two hunters getting
closer. HEE HEE, I think its time to প্রদর্শনী these wanna be hunters a
little lesson! Kate turns around and runs into the blackness of the
forest getting ready to give these hunters a little surprise that they
will never forget.

"Common...

Humphrey, Kate, Lilly, and Garth all got what they wanted. Humphrey and Kate got married and Lilly and Garth got married. It was all a happy ending… অথবা beginning in this case. Winston looked at Tony and gave him a sharp look.
He finally ব্যক্ত “Maybe this will work,” to Tony who was the leader of the Eastern pack.
“Oh,” Tony hesitated. He knew Eve was right behind him and he didn’t want to get jumped if he ব্যক্ত no. Not only that but he himself also like happy endings. He heard a growl from Eve, looked back and ব্যক্ত “Alright.”
Winston and Tony saw Humphrey and Kate Loving on each...