There once was a school with four Houses
the founders of it didn't have spouses
so they teamed up their wits
ব্যক্ত lickety-splits
and students have to dress up in blouses
The first of these Houses is Gryffindor
it's students eager to fight a war
but they're stupidly ব্রেভ
go to an early grave
and all because of bad guys they abhor
In Hufflepuff will আপনি probably find
those who are fair, and loyal and kind
but please do watch outs
they are not boy scouts
if আপনি say so you'll be heavily fined
Ravenclaw is প্রথমপাতা to smartypants
and in those smart pants they will get ants
if a প্রশ্ন is asked
stupidity is masked
and আপনি don't know about ancient chants
Slytherin is the last of the four
it's been ব্যক্ত that some of them snore
but if আপনি try to listen
your face will soon glisten
with tears, shed and unshed, galore
So don't be afraid, though I look manky
sit down dear, don't be so cranky
I'll have a look at you
you'll know what to do
and how to embroider your hanky
I wrote it for laughs only :D and because a FB page dared me to. So don't judge :P
the founders of it didn't have spouses
so they teamed up their wits
ব্যক্ত lickety-splits
and students have to dress up in blouses
The first of these Houses is Gryffindor
it's students eager to fight a war
but they're stupidly ব্রেভ
go to an early grave
and all because of bad guys they abhor
In Hufflepuff will আপনি probably find
those who are fair, and loyal and kind
but please do watch outs
they are not boy scouts
if আপনি say so you'll be heavily fined
Ravenclaw is প্রথমপাতা to smartypants
and in those smart pants they will get ants
if a প্রশ্ন is asked
stupidity is masked
and আপনি don't know about ancient chants
Slytherin is the last of the four
it's been ব্যক্ত that some of them snore
but if আপনি try to listen
your face will soon glisten
with tears, shed and unshed, galore
So don't be afraid, though I look manky
sit down dear, don't be so cranky
I'll have a look at you
you'll know what to do
and how to embroider your hanky
I wrote it for laughs only :D and because a FB page dared me to. So don't judge :P