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posted by lucius_malloy
There once was a school with four Houses
the founders of it didn't have spouses
so they teamed up their wits
ব্যক্ত lickety-splits
and students have to dress up in blouses

The first of these Houses is Gryffindor
it's students eager to fight a war
but they're stupidly ব্রেভ
go to an early grave
and all because of bad guys they abhor

In Hufflepuff will আপনি probably find
those who are fair, and loyal and kind
but please do watch outs
they are not boy scouts
if আপনি say so you'll be heavily fined

Ravenclaw is প্রথমপাতা to smartypants
and in those smart pants they will get ants
if a প্রশ্ন is asked
stupidity is masked
and আপনি don't know about ancient chants

Slytherin is the last of the four
it's been ব্যক্ত that some of them snore
but if আপনি try to listen
your face will soon glisten
with tears, shed and unshed, galore

So don't be afraid, though I look manky
sit down dear, don't be so cranky
I'll have a look at you
you'll know what to do
and how to embroider your hanky


I wrote it for laughs only :D and because a FB page dared me to. So don't judge :P
1. How old will আপনি be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did আপনি spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do আপনি look অগ্রবর্তী to most in the পরবর্তি six weeks?
Half term and mine and my বন্ধু birthdays!

5. What's the last movie আপনি saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person আপনি called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message আপনি received?
Some দুশ্চরিত্রা who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave আপনি a voicemail?
I have no idea :...
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Funny উদ্ধৃতি and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so আপনি know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means আপনি stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if আপনি don't like them...
... well i have others.
I প্রণয় irony. আপনি know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about আপনি have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...
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posted by wotcher-tonks
I just have a few things to say.

I প্রণয় আপনি guys!

I প্রণয় the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of আপনি is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad আপনি are apart of my life! আপনি guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope আপনি all know that all of আপনি always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving আপনি to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! আপনি were...
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added by alexthedog
Source: ... I forgot.
The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the ডিজনি version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in প্রণয় with marries another woman (whom he had been in প্রণয় with in the first place) - in the ডিজনি version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a ছুরি to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...
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posted by GemonkDruid
NOTE: If আপনি are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are আপনি still বন্ধু with me? and b. stop পাঠ করা this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So দ্বারা now, I think আপনি all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...
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posted by _naiza
Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own প্রবন্ধ because aparently, I have nothing আরো interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...
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Not sure about all the different ফ্যানপপ users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable দ্বারা the name, this অনুরাগী level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a ব্যবহারকারী নাম that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a ব্যবহারকারী নাম pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...
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So as আপনি all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my প্রথমপাতা nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid প্রশ্ন I got and my reactions:

1. Were আপনি born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America অথবা something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did আপনি buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are আপনি from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She ব্যক্ত come on, come on, চুম্বন my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She ব্যক্ত come on, come on, চুম্বন my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an প্রবন্ধ about MCR's song. This is gonna be an প্রবন্ধ about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how আপনি imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults আপনি at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it দ্বারা making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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added by simpleplan
Source: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who?
added by simpleplan
Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating জাপান for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful জীবন্ত that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when আপনি are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...
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If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its গাধা (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" অথবা "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if আপনি recognized the pig who's giving আপনি a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...
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Okay, I have some freaky rules about খাবার that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot সারমেয় at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot সারমেয় out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot সারমেয় from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the রামেন above my head and eat the end of the রামেন first....
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posted by harrypotterbest
I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what আপনি think!
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His blood on my ছুরি is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood পরবর্তি to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my হৃদয় beating...
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She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even আরো and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting আরো powerful. And soon, oh, very...
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He has not been going to school. He keeps অভিনয় think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years পূর্বে because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he ব্যক্ত he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.


sorry about the rant but i had to let it out
Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso আপনি don't get lost, অবতার is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, অথবা "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the আগুন Nation killed them in a 100 বছর war. Him and his বন্ধু are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...
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