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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that happened… Christ, I shudder to think about it. But would আপনি like to know what we feel makes this story the undisputed champion of the FFF lot? Why we believe that even if we went back to every অনুরাগী Fiction Friday that has ever appeared on this site that it would still শীর্ষ the list? It’s simple, really. আপনি might even have overlooked it if আপনি read the damn thing. Here it is:

The main character’s name is David.

The author’s name is David.

So that ALSO tells us something.
Than again, I do the same with a lot of my own stories..


#2: LILLY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
Lilly, sweet, innocent Lilly becomes a steriotypical slut, and deranged killer.
Kate becomes a slut as well, but betrays everyone she's ever known witch is even "better".
Garth is a steriotypical gang leader, who kidnaps/rapes Lilly just cause he COULD.
And... Well. আপনি get the idea..


#3: (I don't know the title)
Taemin and Jonghyun rape a prostitute, kill her and then carry her হৃদয় in a jar and have sex while eating the heart.


#4: CUPCAKES:
Obviously I am actually a অনুরাগী of this story.
But it's still creepy as FUCK!
Dashie is প্রদত্ত a drugged কেক and brought into a creepy basement.
Where Pinkie slowly rips her open, all while readers feel Dash's "can't move" feelings, and too me, it's the REAL fear.
Not Pinkie herself.
All she's doing is naming lame puns and smiling WAY to much..


#5: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created দ্বারা the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though আপনি probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords হারিয়ে গেছে episode and Flim and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe হারিয়ে গেছে episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, আপনি die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', অথবা nesseary.
Death দ্বারা sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that..


#6: JUST A JOKE:
Want smosh to be ruined.
Read an erotic fanfic between Ian and Anthnoy.


#7: A DELETED SPONGEBOB STORY:
Spongebob and Patrick have graphic sex with Sandy.
And half way though, Patrick randomly decides to take off his শিরস্ত্রাণ and die for for literary NO reason at all..


#8: EXPERIMENTS OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Well, this story isn't so much scary, as it is, WEIRD.
Our friend Twilight decides to preform horrible experiments on her friends...for reason that aren't quite clear. she ties them down In her basement were she indulges them in physical and physiological tortures..I don't mind them until she starts..sexually abusing them...why must writers put this in the stories..would the gore be scary enough. well I can't say much its just each of there tortures are described in detail..really its all over the place it lacks motive and understanding.. but really its on level with কাপকেক ( another fic for another time) because twilight does প্রদর্শনী that she snapped and is going crazy. but really that's all..


#9: SWEET আপেল MASSACRE:
Again, it's not so much scary, as it is WEIRD.
Big Mac has snapped unknown reasons and kidnaps the Crusaders for being too "loud".
He is the big brother of one of the filly's. he says that they annoy him and that he wants to end it...so he proceeds to torture and rape them..he makes them do gross and freaky things...it was really all messed...I mean hes the big brother of one of them..and hes a quiet character on the show. and the story is nothing but this out of character torture from him...it really make no sense..now I don't mind torture being done...but it should have some reason for it..or one আপনি can acknowledge but this has none of that.....really I can't say much about it but don't look it up..don't look it up!!!


#10: GOTTA প্রণয় BERRIES:
The story starts off innocent enough.

It's about those lovely veggie wolves, starting at the scene where Shaky recommended them in order to get Humphrey to forget about Kate, but Humphrey showed zero interest in the two girls.,

Anyway..

Appearently after their non speaking, tiny role, they go into the forest to get আরো Barries, and I think berrie রস sprays on Janice.,

And of coarse.

Sense this is the bizarre world of fanfiction, this soon leads to two STRAIGHT girls having sex with each other (girls are so fuckin lucky,. The only way guys can make 'expirements' hot, is in hell bellow).

Anyway.

Obviously I wouldn't exactly recommend this story to most people.,

I mean.

If I wanted to see girl on girl porn, I would go to a porn site (not that I do).
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#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!


#2: 22 JUMP রাস্তা TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah পাহাড় and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..


#3: THAT...
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posted by Canada24
Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..


STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns রামধনু Dash into a changeling, and calls her a দুশ্চরিত্রা before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)


STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...
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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, দ্বারা a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...
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#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly প্রণয় the voice every time I watch ইউটিউব clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......
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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no মতামত like আপনি would see on many gravestones. It just ব্যক্ত her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did আপনি say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) আপনি had one fucking job and আপনি couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall দ্বারা my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes আপনি is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your পছন্দ scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: আপনি EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, আপনি LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little দুশ্চরিত্রা made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up আরো stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw আপনি enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are আপনি doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side দ্বারা side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now আপনি understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look অগ্রবর্তী to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got বিভক্ত করা into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"


In case আপনি are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a রাস্তা to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a টাট্টু get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the টাট্টু was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was driving a freight...
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posted by Canada24
Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does তারকা Carly.. So if আপনি are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being আরো comedic, he comes as আরো "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' আপনি son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot আপনি yet!" Carly snapped....
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Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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#1:

"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever আপনি say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are আপনি knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are আপনি suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...
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