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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that happened… Christ, I shudder to think about it. But would আপনি like to know what we feel makes this story the undisputed champion of the FFF lot? Why we believe that even if we went back to every অনুরাগী Fiction Friday that has ever appeared on this site that it would still শীর্ষ the list? It’s simple, really. আপনি might even have overlooked it if আপনি read the damn thing. Here it is:

The main character’s name is David.

The author’s name is David.

So that ALSO tells us something.
Than again, I do the same with a lot of my own stories..


#2: LILLY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
Lilly, sweet, innocent Lilly becomes a steriotypical slut, and deranged killer.
Kate becomes a slut as well, but betrays everyone she's ever known witch is even "better".
Garth is a steriotypical gang leader, who kidnaps/rapes Lilly just cause he COULD.
And... Well. আপনি get the idea..


#3: (I don't know the title)
Taemin and Jonghyun rape a prostitute, kill her and then carry her হৃদয় in a jar and have sex while eating the heart.


#4: CUPCAKES:
Obviously I am actually a অনুরাগী of this story.
But it's still creepy as FUCK!
Dashie is প্রদত্ত a drugged কেক and brought into a creepy basement.
Where Pinkie slowly rips her open, all while readers feel Dash's "can't move" feelings, and too me, it's the REAL fear.
Not Pinkie herself.
All she's doing is naming lame puns and smiling WAY to much..


#5: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created দ্বারা the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though আপনি probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords হারিয়ে গেছে episode and Flim and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe হারিয়ে গেছে episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, আপনি die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', অথবা nesseary.
Death দ্বারা sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that..


#6: JUST A JOKE:
Want smosh to be ruined.
Read an erotic fanfic between Ian and Anthnoy.


#7: A DELETED SPONGEBOB STORY:
Spongebob and Patrick have graphic sex with Sandy.
And half way though, Patrick randomly decides to take off his শিরস্ত্রাণ and die for for literary NO reason at all..


#8: EXPERIMENTS OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Well, this story isn't so much scary, as it is, WEIRD.
Our friend Twilight decides to preform horrible experiments on her friends...for reason that aren't quite clear. she ties them down In her basement were she indulges them in physical and physiological tortures..I don't mind them until she starts..sexually abusing them...why must writers put this in the stories..would the gore be scary enough. well I can't say much its just each of there tortures are described in detail..really its all over the place it lacks motive and understanding.. but really its on level with কাপকেক ( another fic for another time) because twilight does প্রদর্শনী that she snapped and is going crazy. but really that's all..


#9: SWEET আপেল MASSACRE:
Again, it's not so much scary, as it is WEIRD.
Big Mac has snapped unknown reasons and kidnaps the Crusaders for being too "loud".
He is the big brother of one of the filly's. he says that they annoy him and that he wants to end it...so he proceeds to torture and rape them..he makes them do gross and freaky things...it was really all messed...I mean hes the big brother of one of them..and hes a quiet character on the show. and the story is nothing but this out of character torture from him...it really make no sense..now I don't mind torture being done...but it should have some reason for it..or one আপনি can acknowledge but this has none of that.....really I can't say much about it but don't look it up..don't look it up!!!


#10: GOTTA প্রণয় BERRIES:
The story starts off innocent enough.

It's about those lovely veggie wolves, starting at the scene where Shaky recommended them in order to get Humphrey to forget about Kate, but Humphrey showed zero interest in the two girls.,

Anyway..

Appearently after their non speaking, tiny role, they go into the forest to get আরো Barries, and I think berrie রস sprays on Janice.,

And of coarse.

Sense this is the bizarre world of fanfiction, this soon leads to two STRAIGHT girls having sex with each other (girls are so fuckin lucky,. The only way guys can make 'expirements' hot, is in hell bellow).

Anyway.

Obviously I wouldn't exactly recommend this story to most people.,

I mean.

If I wanted to see girl on girl porn, I would go to a porn site (not that I do).
Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if আপনি kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means আপনি finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, আপনি CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if আপনি allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: এমিনেম - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other আপনি like Purge অথবা not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the সেকেন্ড one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that কাপকেক was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: কাপকেক COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up দ্বারা the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The সারমেয় turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and ফের্গেই into সারমেয় and take over their identities, then Cooper and ফের্গেই transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are আরো SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved দ্বারা them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and আরো than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to প্রদর্শনী that children really do give আরো of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal আন্ডারওয়ার্ল্ড for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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video
tatro
1:
QUESTION: How do আপনি hide a boner?
ANSWER: আপনি get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in প্রণয় with your dog?
ANSWER: আপনি need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 বছর old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my পছন্দ pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important টাট্টু in this shithole of a town, and আপনি know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. আপনি want it even if আপনি don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the পূর্ববর্তি shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost চলচ্চিত্র I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best অভিনয় I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my প্রবন্ধ POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to প্রদর্শনী his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: পিজা DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the পিজা to the customer, who proceeds to দুশ্চরিত্রা and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams পিজা box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He গাউন a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to মোড়ানো up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing দ্বারা a বৃক্ষ overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, চুম্বন ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if আপনি spare him, he later tries to kill আপনি anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the পরবর্তি fix,...
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