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#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: নমস্কার princess Twilight. Good having আপনি here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the প্রশ্ন is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a প্রশ্ন being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. আপনি answered 'none' of my questions. আপনি kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.

Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.

Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!

Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*

Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are আপনি পাঠ করা cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?

Twilight: *still পাঠ করা off them*

Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?

Twilight: .. Dedication.

Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!



#2:

Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as আপনি say he is.

Sword: Wha-

Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.

Derpy: (laughs) আপনি did?..

Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*

Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!

Sword: আপনি should hear his আরো সাম্প্রতিক ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what আপনি did a the other day.

Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.

Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!

Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.

Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.

Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)

Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?

Satan: No-

Sword: No! আপনি did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.

Saten: আপনি know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. আপনি guys can go out.. But only once.

Sword: Good enough. *leaves*

Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.

Derpy: Fine.

Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..



#3:

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought আপনি were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. আপনি can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).



#4:

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills প্রদর্শনী on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. আপনি take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest টাট্টু in the crowd?

Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed দ্বারা Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).

Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?

Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).



#5:

Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken দ্বারা a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..

Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before আপনি start.

Twilight: যীশু christ!

Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!

Twilight: চিরশ্যামল গুল্মবিশেষ SHIT!

Master Sword: (annoyed) আপনি gonna let me explain!?

Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would প্রণয় to know why আপনি shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!

Master Sword: ... He startled me!

Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?

Master Sword: He! Startled me!

Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!

Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..

Twilight: Great... So what now.

Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..

Twilight: আপনি can't be serious!?

Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..

Twilight: ... আপনি planned this, didn't you!?

Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!

Twilight: আপনি planned this! I know আপনি did!

Master Sword: আপনি honestly think I wou-

Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) নমস্কার Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..

(long pause).

Master Sword: আপনি would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.

Twilight: (starts growling)

Master Sword: (happily) I গাউন it.

Twilight: SWOOO-

Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE বড়দিন MOMENT!!



#6:

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? আপনি scared th- Oh shit, did আপনি steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of গাউন it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! আপনি can't steal police cars! আপনি know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful কামান in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).



#7:

Radio: Car 53, we're আপনি heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are আপনি going!?

Master Sword: Didn't আপনি hear, theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

(They burst into bank)

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are আপনি doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: ... Yeah!

Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)



#8:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd আপনি bring me to Cake N' বেকন for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!



#9:

Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, জ্যাম a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.



#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving আপনি people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.




#11:
Sword: Tonight, আপনি become a man.

পরাকাষ্ঠা Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!!




#12:
Saten: I hate to tell আপনি this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? অথবা SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, আপনি fool!



#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.



#14:
Sword: নমস্কার dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't বড়দিন magical?
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a শিরোনাম that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now আপনি just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful দিন in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman পাহাড় in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered দ্বারা diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete ব্যক্ত he'd save those to be scrapped for...
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Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..



#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..


#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third হ্যালোইন movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..


#8: TRICK অথবা TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as হ্যালোইন obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the বছর checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....
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Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her পরবর্তি assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn আপনি can't join.
Honey: Who would want to যোগদান your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like খাবার and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want আপনি to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if আপনি agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having হারিয়ে গেছে one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is আরো important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And আপনি didn't get any other...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found দ্বারা Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point অথবা another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...
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#10: RICK GRIMES:
Yeah.. He's number 10.
I just feel very mixed about him at this stage.. I liked him in season 3.. But he just started becoming TOO brutal at the point of Alaxandria. To the point of being no better than the villains.. And now. And than he spent a bunch of time just moping.. And now, Rick is back.. But not sure how I feel anymore..


#9: ABRAHAM FORDE:
What's not to প্রণয় about him..


#8: T-DOG:
Damn আপনি for killing him off!.. Damn you!


#7: GARETH:
I প্রণয় the twisted charm about him.. He's so calm, only scared when he has no way out, and knows his time has come..


#6: TYREESE:
He's dead.....
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I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5


#1: RICK GRIMES



Rick is my পছন্দ character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed ডেক্সটার to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew আপনি people would be scared if you...
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 যেভাবে খুশী Hellbent ছবি
Random Hellbent photo
As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of পাঠ করা on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still পাঠ করা it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...
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1.Freddy's sweater was knitted দ্বারা Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted দ্বারা director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...
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Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told আপনি so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This প্রদর্শনী is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The প্রদর্শনী is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This প্রদর্শনী has kind of animation.. All জীবন্ত have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
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So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest প্রদর্শনী ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this প্রদর্শনী is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like আপনি wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy পাস্তা ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I প্রণয় আপনি Todd..


Anyway.. The প্রদর্শনী is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, পরবর্তি week যোগদান me for the conclusion of season 1..
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest চলচ্চিত্র I know.

Saw 2 is আরো what people THINK of when আপনি talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, দ্বারা laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought আপনি were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were আপনি so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that আপনি were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That আপনি meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But আপনি never...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion অথবা something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the প্রদর্শনী becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
অথবা even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)