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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a প্রশ্ন a bit পূর্বে asking what bothers আপনি about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if আপনি haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, আপনি probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address the science of it.



SPERM AND SEMEN
How does Edward have sperm and semen?

Blood is not used to produce sperm অথবা semen in humans, but the blood the ভ্যাম্পায়ার ingest can help with the production of sperm and semen in vampires.

Sperm is composed of:
ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance) --- Ascorbic acid is another term for Vitamin C. In animals, (by animals, I’m talking about humans also) a small amount of ascorbate concentration is absorbed into the bloodstream until the plasma levels reach the renal reabsorbtion threshold, which is around 1.5 - 1.3 mg/dL of ascorbic acid in humans. The number would vary from animal to animal, depending on size and activity. The seminiferous tubules, inside the testicles (where sperm is produced) can absorb the ascorbic acid when needed*

blood-group antigens (from immune system) --- These are blood type enzymes, which are obviously found in the blood. If the vampire drinks the blood of an ape, it already has one of the human ABO blood types and nothing needs to be changed. If they never drink the blood of a human অথবা ape, the blood sugars will need to redistribute themselves somewhere in the body to become an ABO blood type. All blood type enzymes in any animal are composed of fucose, galactose, glucose, acetyglucosamine, and lipids. The difference in human blood type is determined দ্বারা the addition of আরো galactose অথবা acetyglucosamine. As long as these are formed in the body and absorbed into the seminiferous tubules, it should contribute to the creation of sperm.*

calcium (mineral) --- Most of your body’s calcium is stored in the bone, but the rest is stored in the blood

chlorine (oxidizing agent) --- Chloride is one of the most important minerals in the blood. This can be easily found in any animal’s blood.

cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids) --- Cholesterol is a waxy steroid metabolite found in the cell membranes and transported in the blood plasma of all animals. This can also be easily found in the blood.

choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex) --- Choline can be extracted from the blood using sodium thiosulfate (Na2S2O3 , all of which can be found in the blood of all animals). Once the choline is separated from the blood, in can be absorbed দ্বারা the seminiferous tubules and made into sperm.

citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism) --- Citric acid is filtered from the blood দ্বারা the kidneys. It would be especially good to find an animal suffering from proximal renal tubular acidosis because their blood would be very high in citric acid, and the animal would be wear and fatigues, meaning easy prey when hunting.

creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle) --- Creatine is transported through the blood for use দ্বারা the muscles

deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA – sugar and phosphate) --- “Vampire venom is not merely an organic chemical substance, it is actually a fluid-based lifeform. It also behaves like a virus or, আরো specifically, a retrovirus. It will attach itself to a host cell, sometimes shrinking to the size of a virus অথবা most likely dividing itself into many virus sized molecular structures and attaching themselves to the host cell's membrane. The venom-virus then infects the host cell, making a DNA copy of the genome for use in making RNA... On one hand, the genome is thoroughly checked for anomalies in the DNA and can আরো likely spare the expense of ATP in these checks because of the plethora of energy in a "pure" cell. On the other hand, the DNA readily accepts foreign DNA if it mutates a cell for the betterment of its new host. The DNA of that cell is able to convert both unique venom, incorporating the DNA changes of both into the host cell.”
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This is basically saying that when a vampire is infected with venom, the venom (or retrovirus) changes the genetic structure of the already existing cells. The ভ্যাম্পায়ার already have their very own vampire DNA stored all throughout their body. They don’t necessarily need to obtain DNA. It’s already present in the body, but since a vampire’s body absorbs various nutrients and whatnot from the blood they drink, the vampire’s DNA mutates the foreign animal DNA into something it can use itself. For a male vampire to reproduce, his body can either include the DNA already in his body অথবা the seminiferous tubules can absorb the mutated foreign animal DNA from the consumed blood (The same thing applies to humans who eat meat)

fructose (sugar used for energy) --- Fructose is ফলমূল sugar which is gained দ্বারা eating fruit. studies indicate that fructose is not completely absorbed in the small intestine. When fructose is not absorbed in the small intestine, it is transported into the large intestine, where it is fermented দ্বারা the colonic flora. Hydrogen is produced during the fermentation process and dissolves into the blood of the portal vein. As long as the vampire has eaten an animal that has eating fruit, there will be fructose in his body.

glutathione (peptide amino acid) --- Glutathione is not gained through food, so it’s possible for a vampire to already have this nutrient in the body. If not, it is synthesized as a free amino acid that is stored in an animal’s gastrointestinal tract and blood plasma.

inositol ( C6H12O6) --- Inositol is a compound composed of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, which can all be found in the blood of any animal.

lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use C3H6O3) --- The concentration of lactate in the blood is usually 1–2 mmol/L at rest, but can rise to over 20 mmol/L during intense exertion.

magnesium (mineral) --- Magnesium travels through the blood to the kidney’s where it is then filtered. Half the blood in an animal’s blood remains unfiltered the kidneys.

nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue) --- Any animal will have a lot of nitrogen in its blood because only half of it hasn’t been carried to the lungs yet where it is filtered and used. (Nitrogen rides around in the blood stream until it reaches the lungs)

phosporus (mineral) --- Average phosphorus concentration in the blood is about 0.4 g/L, about 70% of that is organic and 30% inorganic phosphates. A small amount of phosphorus constantly circulates through an animal’s blood.

potassium (mineral) --- Potassium is stored in every cell in the body, including blood cells, which means that ভ্যাম্পায়ার should already have potassium in their body, plus, they can gain it from the blood they drink from animals.

purine (compound of uric acid) --- Purine is also stored in every cell in the body, so the above applies here as well.

pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose অথবা glycogen) --- Pyruvic acid travels through the blood of an animal to muscles, where it is stored.

sodium (salt) --- 85% of sodium in the body is stored in the blood.

spermidine (catalytic enzyme) and spermine (ammonia compound)– --- These are both found in robosomes, which are organelles found in all body cells. ভ্যাম্পায়ার already possess cells in their bodies, অথবা they can obtain them from the blood cells from the জন্তু জানোয়ার they drink.

urea (from urine) --- Urea is produced in the liver and dissolves into the blood, where it’s carried to and extracted দ্বারা the kidneys and made into a component of urine.

uric acid (from urine) --- Uric acid is absorbed into an animal’s blood from the purine-rich foods they eat, such as fish, beans, peas, Mushrooms, spinach, asparagus, cauliflower, and organ meat. A vampire can get a sufficient amount of uric acid from drinking the blood of any animal, should it be a vegetarian অথবা a meat eater.

vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism) --- The normal blood level of vitamin B12 in an animal ranges between 200 and 600 picogram/milliliter (148-443 picomol/liter).

zinc (mineral) --- Some zinc is stored in blood cells.


Semen is made up of:
Mostly water --- About 40%-50% of blood is water. Where
A mixture of amino acids (proteins) --- Amino acids are collected from the খাবার আপনি eat, and are composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Carbon and oxygen can be taken from the carbon dioxide (CO2) in the blood they ingest.
Hydrogen can be gathered from the hydrogen ions.
There will be a lot of nitrogen in the blood because only half of it hasn’t been carried to the lungs yet. (Nitrogen just rides around in the blood stream until it reaches the lungs)

Carbohydrates (sugars) --- All carbohydrates are broken down into glucose through the process of digestion. Once the glucose leaves the intestines, it is sent through the blood stream to the various organs and tissues that need it
As long as a vampire drinks the blood of an animal that has recently eater, he will drink the carbohydrates as well.



Now that we have all the ingredients needed for the body to produce sperm and semen, we need to determine how it’s produced.

Semen if formed in the male gonads (testacies). আপনি may wonder how the gonads even function if Edward is dead.
Obviously, some parts of a vampire’s body functions. Their nervous system functions much higher than ours does. They can hear and see. They have a sense of smell. They can feel. The human brain sends signals using neuron cell axons, which bundle together to form what we all know of as nerves.
Roughly 20% of the blood in the human body is used দ্বারা the brain, so this explains why ভ্যাম্পায়ার need blood to function, since they lack their own supply. The blood absorbed দ্বারা the brain gives it the ability to send nerves thorough the body.
Now that we know how the vampire nervous system is possible, we need to know how the gonads will function. This excerpt from Stephenie Meyer’s website implies that only the very essential parts of the body will function for a vampire.
A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths work as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can সরানো easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because ভ্যাম্পায়ার use the scents in the air much আরো than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them.
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All beings have a natural instinct to keep their species alive দ্বারা reproduction. Humans and জন্তু জানোয়ার have sexual intercourse. ফুলেরডালি pollinate. Trees and bushes produce seeds. Cells go through mitosis.
Since ভ্যাম্পায়ার don’t really exist, nobody can say, as a fact, that ভ্যাম্পায়ার can’t reproduce.
We can, however, theorize. Let’s compare vampire bodies to human bodies, since they all used to be human and had a normal human body at one point. When a male human body (we’re not sexist… We’re focusing on males because male ভ্যাম্পায়ার are the only ভ্যাম্পায়ার can reproduce) believes it’s going to engage in intercourse, blood is pumped through the body to the penis to prepare it for intercourse.
We can assume that since arousal is possible in vampires, something happens inside their body, probably because of the natural survival instincts present in all beings. Since a vampire’s penis doesn’t need to be prepared for sex (we’ll explain why in our পরবর্তি point) we can guess that the foreign blood stored in the body will make it’s was over to the gonads so it can prepare all the necessary fluids during the state of arousal. It only takes a few মিনিট for a man’s body to create sperm.



ERECTIONS
How does Edward get an erection?

An erection is the hardening and extension of the penis. Erections are not needed to have sex. Erections only facilitate sex (makes it easier).
For an average guy, the penis is a soft organ. A guy can still orgasm and ejaculate with a soft penis. An average human male having sex with a flaccid penis (possible for those with ED) can be painful and can take away from the sexual experience, but it’s also possible to have sex without pleasure. The only purpose of an erection is to protect the penis from the all the pain caused দ্বারা the pressure and other wild action going on around it. In Edward’s case, his penis is already hard, like the rest of his skin. It doesn’t need to harden and grow. The pressure from Bella’s vagina is not going to hurt Edward at all.

If Edward the vampire's skin is always rock-hard anyway, does that mean he's just walking around with a constant erection?

Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার don’t have erections all the time because there is nothing inside of their penis preventing it from being flaccid. It’s just the skin that is hard. Their arms and legs aren’t stuck in one position (because their skin is composed squamous epithelium, just like humans), why would their penis?

How did the venom not hurt Bella in anyway?
Here is another excerpt from Stephenie Meyer’s website
Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum.
So yes, vampire semen is referred to as a form of venom, but here is yet another excerpt from Stephenie Meyer’s website.

A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths work as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can সরানো easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can.
This suggests that saliva venom is the only type of venom that is actually infections. It makes sense that not all venom would be infectious. Not all venom in the real world is infectious অথবা poisonous either. All snakes and spiders bite and inject venom into their victim, but only a select few breeds of snakes and spiders can actually harm আপনি with their venom.

Going back to the statement of ভ্যাম্পায়ার only having involuntary bodily functions that are necessary, a vampire’s seminal venom not being infectious makes even আরো sense.

Vampire saliva serves a different purpose than human saliva. Human saliva’s purpose is to begin the process of digestion দ্বারা breaking down খাবার and to lubricate and reduce discomfort. ভ্যাম্পায়ার don’t need to break down খাবার অথবা be worried about having a dry mouth. The purpose of the saliva venom is to infect other people, so it’s only natural that it be infectious.

The purpose of vampire semen and other lubrication venom is not to infect, but to carry genetic information and lubricate, so it’s only natural that it not be infectious.


Bella drinking blood to feed the baby. Not only is it extremely gross, but didn't Bella feel faint at the sight of blood?
It’s probably normal for a woman to watch what she eats and to not exactly want to gain weight, but during pregnancy, most women get cravings to eat and eat. Sometimes they get cravings for খাবার they would normally avoid at all costs. The reason for this is for the body to make sure that they get enough nutrients for themselves and the baby living inside of them. Since Renesmee drinks blood, it makes sense that Bella would develop a craving and a tolerance for blood, since that’s what her baby needs.


DOWN SYNDROME
Why doesn’t Renesmee have Down Syndrome অথবা a physical mutation?


This is from Wikipedia
Down syndrome is a chromosomal condition characterized দ্বারা the presence of an extra copy of genetic material on the 21st chromosome, either in whole (trisomy 21) অথবা part (such as due to translocations). The effects and extent of the extra copy vary greatly among people, depending on genetic history, and pure chance.


মূলশব্দ being “copy

In Twilight, the ভ্যাম্পায়ার don’t have a duplicate of the 21st chromosome. The venom somehow inserts an extra, brand new chromosome (that did not previously exist in the body) that has the ability to stand on its own.

Even if আপনি still believe that an extra chromosome, no matter how sustainable it is, would cause a physical mutation and/or a mental disability, let me remind আপনি that the vampires’ eyes change colors, their skin changes color, their features shift into a আরো “appropriate” position, and they no longer need real খাবার to survive. That sounds a tad mutated to me. Also remember that some ভ্যাম্পায়ার have special mental abilities. (referring to them as abilities অথবা disabilities is debatable)

Please don’t ask how this is possible. It’s not, but nobody ব্যক্ত it’s supposed to be. Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার don’t exist in the human world, so আপনি can’t expect it to be 100% possible.

This, my friends, is what we like to call “link”.



THE MORAL ISSUE

People have stated that they don’t like how Bella got pregnant in her teen years, before receiving an education.
The main issues people tend to have with teen pregnancy are:
*The effects it has on the futures of the parents (education)
*Finances/income
*Mentality (partying, drinking habits)
*Mental capability
*Knowledge of childcare.
*Studies that প্রদর্শনী that girls who were born to teenage mothers are eventually following the same route

Many of these points don’t apply at all to Edward and Bella.

First of all, they did not create a new life intentionally. They didn’t even know it was possible, so there was no need for birth control. They weren’t a couple of irresponsible teenagers. Besides, they were both legal adults, and married.


The effects it has on the futures of the parents (education)
*Edward already has a lot of education, আরো education than any human needs. Bella knows she’s going to become a vampire. She has all the time in the world to go to college as many times as she desires.
Bella even ব্যক্ত that she intended to go to college.
Eclipse, Chapter 1, pgs 23-24
“Don’t start. I agree that I need to go through the motions for Charlie’s sake, but we both know I’m not going to be in any condition to go to school পরবর্তি fall. To be anywhere near people.”

My knowledge of those first few years as a new vampire was sketchy. Edward had never gone into details – it wasn’t his পছন্দ subject – but I knew it wasn’t pretty. Self-control was apparently an acquired skill. Anything আরো than correspondence school was out of the question.

“I thought the timing was still undecided,” Edward reminded me softly. “You might enjoy a semester অথবা two of college. There are a lot of human experiences you’ve never had.”

“I’ll get to those afterward.”
“They won’t be
human experiences afterward. আপনি don’t get a সেকেন্ড chance at humanity, Bella.”


We all know that Edward was just trying to get Bella to wait. An education is an education, no matter if you’re human অথবা a vampire. It’s all the same in the end.


Finances/income

The Cullens are a very wealthy family. They’re not going to kick Edward out of the house because he got Bella pregnant. They won’t have to suffer and scrounge up enough money for diapers অথবা rent. The Cullens have so much money to spare, they could probably take in 50 children and comfortably support each one financially for their entire childhood.

Neither Edward nor Bella really need a career, but they can obtain one easily, if they want to, just as Carlisle did.


Mentality (partying, drinking habits)

I’m sure Edward grew out of the partying and drinking phase long ago, if he ever entered one. Bella never entered this phase. Neither of them ever felt the need to go out and be “typical” teenagers who go out every night and get drunk on the weekends, so they wouldn’t have any inclination to start after having a baby, just because someone they know decides to throw a house party.


Mental capability
Knowledge of childcare.


These two points are the only ones that may apply. None of the Cullens know what it is like to raise a baby. Esme may have a slight clue, but her baby dies very young, so she doesn’t have much experience, but this does not apply to only teen parents, it applies to all first time parents. আপনি learn as আপনি go. Only children, অথবা oldest of their siblings aren’t all messed up because their parent was just learning how to care for a child.


Studies that প্রদর্শনী that girls who were born to teenage mothers are eventually following the same route

Even if this were to happen, I’m not convinced that it would be a horrible thing, for the exact same reasons that justify Bella’s pregnancy with Remesmee.


The only problem that I (Cassie) personally have with Bella’s pregnancy with Renesmee was that Edward and Bella were still in their honeymoon phase. They were newlyweds who wanted to spend every moment together as an actual married couple. They didn’t spend as much time with her as an experienced married couple would have, but I do believe they spent a great deal of time with their baby.


I realize that some people may still have issues with Bella’s pregnancy, and if it’s something other than “I just think It’s weird” please leave your issue in the comments. We’re honestly curious.


SEXISM

Why did Meyer make it so that only male ভ্যাম্পায়ার can have children? That’s so sexist!!

It’s a scientific fact that women can only conceive a child a few days out of the মাস and a male can fertilize a fertile female at any প্রদত্ত time, any দিন of the year. A man can get 20 women pregnant in one day, if he wants to.

THIS IS NOT STEPHENIE MEYER’S FAULT
আপনি can blame whoever it is আপনি believe created humans.


We think it’s plausible for a female vampire to become pregnant if she is changed into a vampire while ovulating, but she wouldn’t be able to carry a child. In order for a woman to carry a baby, their body would be forced to physically change. Since a vampire stops growing, it cannot grow to accommodate a fetus. A woman’s uterus would need to expand and her pelvic অস্থি would shift. If a female vampire were to become pregnant and a fetus started growing inside of her uterus, her uterus would not expand and the baby would not have room to grow. Depending on the density of the baby’s skin, it would either stop growing altogether, অথবা crumble/get squished inside of the mother. The only way to remove baby would be to have another vampire tear open her uterus, reach in, and pull out the dead, underdeveloped fetus.

That’s not very pleasant…



Here’s a link on vampire genetics. We weren’t exactly sure where this belongs in this article, so we just added it to the end.
And here’s link.

The End
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So on with reading


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posted by Dearheart
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Newcomers, if আপনি haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of আপনি who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material আপনি জমা করুন stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended আপনি and why আপনি find it offensive. If it’s something serious অথবা happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back আপনি up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward অথবা gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the সামগ্রিক লেখা polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked দ্বারা a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight অনুরাগী do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot অথবা any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have প্রদত্ত an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death অথবা something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact ভ্যাম্পায়ার are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the নেকড়ে have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait অথবা even a gift from the spirits.
posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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added by nuxi
Source: Reasoning With ভ্যাম্পায়ার Tumblr
Despite whatever impressions আপনি may have garnered from the শিরোনাম of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when পাঠ করা Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think আপনি can call yourself a vegetarian if আপনি don't eat things like people অথবা those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people পাঠ করা the বই also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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*I'll have mentions to actual নেকড়ে-মানুষ stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to আপনি on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin অথবা werewolves.

In the বছর 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...
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posted by Aquilia
O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs


This প্রবন্ধ is an appeal to all Twilight অনুরাগী out there, I invite আপনি all to think over your good and bad actions here on ফ্যানপপ and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on ফ্যানপপ and I am astounded দ্বারা the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight অনুরাগী carried when they respond to the ব্যক্ত criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found দ্বারা searching...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The পরবর্তি day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The দিন after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen অথবা my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You গাউন this!'].
posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be পোষ্ট হয়েছে here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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There are 5 things আপনি need to know-

This প্রবন্ধ is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this প্রবন্ধ is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as মতামত after মতামত with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send আপনি to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that আপনি think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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