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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like নমস্কার are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me আপনি freak আপনি tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with আপনি and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that আপনি are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in প্রণয় with) I প্রণয় you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!



My opinion of Edward Cullen

Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the বই he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is আরো to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has আরো to do with maybe SM's প্রণয় life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 বছর old guy dating a 17 বছর old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do আপনি (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for আপনি all isn't it? So that is the real প্রশ্ন my friends, is Stephanie meyers প্রণয় life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute অথবা a control freak অথবা is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf অথবা is shapeshifter আরো apprpriate with whom she is in প্রণয় with) and does not want to lose her?

Please মতামত on the effectiveness of the point of my প্রবন্ধ hope আপনি enjoyed পাঠ করা it.
অথবা as Bella would say arrrghhh my হৃদয় আপনি have cruelly torn out my হৃদয় and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!

Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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ভ্যাম্পায়ার from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances দ্বারা Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ বছর old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the প্রদর্শনী অতিপ্রাকৃতিক (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new পছন্দ character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the অনুরাগী think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some অনুরাগী don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to প্রকাশ this প্রবন্ধ in the বই to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion প্রবন্ধ I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way আপনি haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most সাম্প্রতিক perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a প্রশ্ন for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can আপনি know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and মতামত about Edward being "pathetic" অথবা "gay" because he was a 100 বছর old virgin. I've written this প্রবন্ধ to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed দ্বারা the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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