Is it just me অথবা is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. পরবর্তি she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack আপনি rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes আপনি guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear স্বর্ণ contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade অথবা ক্র্যানবেরি রস (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when আপনি are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when আপনি are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well আপনি all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even সুপ good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to বিছানা without পাঠ করা a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every দিন because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt চুম্বন all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
আপনি know the painted glass with pics of যীশু and god and all holy people that আপনি get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have হারিয়ে গেছে what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies দ্বারা soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If আপনি agree with me Please say why in মতামত and if আপনি dont please say whay in comments
thank আপনি
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear স্বর্ণ contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade অথবা ক্র্যানবেরি রস (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when আপনি are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when আপনি are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well আপনি all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even সুপ good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to বিছানা without পাঠ করা a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every দিন because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt চুম্বন all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
আপনি know the painted glass with pics of যীশু and god and all holy people that আপনি get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have হারিয়ে গেছে what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies দ্বারা soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If আপনি agree with me Please say why in মতামত and if আপনি dont please say whay in comments
thank আপনি
