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Incest's the Best! Cullen Family

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laureng114 I know, it's all in good fun though.

sapherequeen Ok....

nati30 lol!

CalantheRose Oh, thank goodness, I thought *I* was the only one who found it more than slightly creepy XD

TDI_Angel Even if they're not blood family, it's still gross. If I had a foster brother I wouldn't date him! Because they're LIKE family. So it's gross. Lol.

hungergamesfan Man these pictures are great :)

Myf_1992 Bahahahaha!

roobiip uhm.. they're not related! [not really a family] XD a suggestion laureng114: if you are going to make a critic about twilight.. at least know what you're talking about ;) lol ^^

CULLEN-HALE lmao even though they arnt related still so funny! :)

laureng114 I know they aren't related- it's just a joke. It isn't meant to be taken that literally. Sorry about the confusion.

kayleebabee I love it!!

kayleebabee oh and do you see edward hes probably listneneing to rasalie thinking about *high squeky bella drooly voice* how hot godlike and sexy he is ooh lala I think he looks like a drag queen i dunno why...

Mrs-Grint Look at Edward he's all on his lonesome. BAHAHAHA!!

JellehBelleh ROFL. That's all I can say about this photo.

OneFoggyNight xDDD

roobiip yeah I know even if they're not related, it's still funny ^^

Freshonlybakery That's not even valid. It's not like they grew up together. And I don't think either of them ever had brotherly or sisterly affections for their mates.

ulithiangirl what does incest mean?

Dragonclaws ulithiangirl: Sleeping with a close family member.

TwiChara Looks like Edward jizzed in his pants! Ahahahahaha lol! Nice!

twilight_quirk1 look people they are all mature and adopted, so not really a family or blood, they were together (dating/married) before joining the gruop

lovewar66 There not really related to each other and plus Jackson rathbone is super sexy.

cassie-1-2-3 Yay!

spellpatronus L.O.L. the Cullen's really are incest because they have all been adopted by Carlisle Cullen, so that makes them brothers and sisters.

MaryHoran20 LLN!!!

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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Twilight Timeline

added by nuxi

Source: Reasoning With ভ্যাম্পায়ার Tumblr

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle ছুরি

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions আপনি may have garnered from the শিরোনাম of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when পাঠ করা Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when পাঠ করা Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think আপনি can call yourself a vegetarian if আপনি don't eat things like people অথবা those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people পাঠ করা the বই also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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They say the full-moon drives us all a little mad...

posted by HecateA

*I'll have mentions to actual নেকড়ে-মানুষ stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to আপনি on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin অথবা werewolves.

In the বছর 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This প্রবন্ধ is an appeal to all Twilight অনুরাগী out there, I invite আপনি all to think over your good and bad actions here on ফ্যানপপ and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on ফ্যানপপ and I am astounded দ্বারা the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight অনুরাগী carried when they respond to the ব্যক্ত criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found দ্বারা searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The পরবর্তি day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The দিন after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen অথবা my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You গাউন this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be পোষ্ট হয়েছে here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things আপনি need to know-

This প্রবন্ধ is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this প্রবন্ধ is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This had me wondering for a while and to...

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"Twilight Sucks!" - Witty? I think not.

posted by Cinders

I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as মতামত after মতামত with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send আপনি to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that আপনি think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a বড়দিন বৃক্ষ have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what আপনি are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much আপনি mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: আপনি know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do আপনি kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her বই and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward আপনি suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether আপনি hate Twilight so much it fills আপনি with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, অথবা প্রণয় it so much আপনি plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent আপনি from marrying a book, অথবা perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. আপনি hear the name 'Edward', আপনি think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' আপনি think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' আপনি think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new চলচ্চিত্র come out and even after it's all been done for about a মাস অথবা so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the শিরোনাম suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if আপনি don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do আপনি think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her উত্তর sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually ব্যক্ত was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that দুশ্চরিত্রা bella is his...

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যেভাবে খুশী little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 মিনিট go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say আপনি dont choose love, প্রণয় choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to প্রণয় them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand অথবা get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ even though i have so much আরো i would like to let out.

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its সাম্প্রতিক creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The ফোরাম are always buzzing.
I absolutely প্রণয় visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the মতামত are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG আপনি প্রণয় (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This প্রবন্ধ may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I প্রণয় you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so আপনি have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the প্রণয় of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, আপনি sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 বছর olds and 17 বছর olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice অথবা animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton অথবা the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style প্রতীকী despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it দ্বারা a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a অনুরাগী of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, অথবা adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...