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posted by ChiliPepperLuv
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1. Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If আপনি are American in the living room, what are আপনি in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do আপনি have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are আপনি all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
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your mum is so fat when she stands on the রামধনু she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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posted by Directioner3300
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Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope আপনি like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do আপনি see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a তোতাপাখি use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
দ্বারা the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he ব্যক্ত something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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