1. Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If আপনি are American in the living room, what are আপনি in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do আপনি have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are আপনি all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the রাজহাঁস when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got আপনি covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!