A young Aussie joins the navy. On the দিন he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, আপনি will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what আপনি ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came দ্বারা and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could আপনি tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the নৌকা yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, আপনি will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what আপনি ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came দ্বারা and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could আপনি tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the নৌকা yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each দিন আপনি have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of আপনি read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of আপনি have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform আপনি that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each দিন আপনি have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of আপনি read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of আপনি have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform আপনি that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 দিন 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n ব্যক্ত "Wat doz দুশ্চরিত্রা n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx দিন d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" n the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman ব্যক্ত it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom ব্যক্ত dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
গর্ত d door ঘণ্টা rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n ব্যক্ত "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n ব্যক্ত "Wat doz দুশ্চরিত্রা n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx দিন d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" n the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman ব্যক্ত it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom ব্যক্ত dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
গর্ত d door ঘণ্টা rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n ব্যক্ত "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did আপনি know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" ব্যক্ত the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ আপনি must know that your privates are exposed!" ব্যক্ত the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything আপনি see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did আপনি know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" ব্যক্ত the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ আপনি must know that your privates are exposed!" ব্যক্ত the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything আপনি see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
