হ্যারি পটার বনাম টুইলাইট Article: Bellatrix vs Bella battle

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posted by HaleyDewit

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for আরো than a decade
So if you’d ক্রুশ my way আপনি don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an প্রতীকী in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
আপনি think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
আপনি got no style
আপনি প্রণয় a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because আপনি ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
আপনি take that back
আপনি filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s পছন্দ tool

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

Bellatrix:
I’ll torture আপনি with my wooden stick
If আপনি beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

traceyhp, RHrRules and 6 others like this

dpaisita97 Is this suposed to be in the rythym of Poker Face? Its just a guess, but if it is you should put that so we can sing it in that melody

HaleyDewit Done.

zanhar1 Lol win

HaleyDewit thanks :)

Bellatrix-Rules Of course Bella S. Is nothing more than a pretty face...Bellatrix PWNS!!

themeganjoan Ahhhh wonderful (:

HaleyDewit thank you :)

Ultimately57 My god, this is just so WONDERFUL! You have got to get someone to sing that.

HaleyDewit Thanks :)

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Edward Cullen: An Abusive Boyfriend

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean দ্বারা "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...