হ্যারি পটার বনাম টুইলাইট Article: Bellatrix vs Bella battle

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posted by HaleyDewit

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for আরো than a decade
So if you’d ক্রুশ my way আপনি don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an প্রতীকী in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
আপনি think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
আপনি got no style
আপনি প্রণয় a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because আপনি ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
আপনি take that back
আপনি filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s পছন্দ tool

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

Bellatrix:
I’ll torture আপনি with my wooden stick
If আপনি beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t আপনি mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face

traceyhp, RHrRules and 6 others like this

dpaisita97 Is this suposed to be in the rythym of Poker Face? Its just a guess, but if it is you should put that so we can sing it in that melody

HaleyDewit Done.

zanhar1 Lol win

HaleyDewit thanks :)

Bellatrix-Rules Of course Bella S. Is nothing more than a pretty face...Bellatrix PWNS!!

themeganjoan Ahhhh wonderful (:

HaleyDewit thank you :)

Ultimately57 My god, this is just so WONDERFUL! You have got to get someone to sing that.

HaleyDewit Thanks :)

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily আরো than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven বই with hardly any প্রশ্ন left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot আরো to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an গাধা to Harry). She had every...

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Why I Agree With Rosalie Cullen

posted by PotterLambert93

As আপনি can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a দুশ্চরিত্রা most of the time, but when আপনি watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] আপনি actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

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Bella, and the Dangers she Shows to a Peaceful Pureblood Society

posted by Confuzzle

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

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What Twilight Should Be Like, Part One

posted by siriuslyawesome

I like Twilight. I used to প্রণয় Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella রাজহাঁস tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

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last হৃদয় beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

please leave মতামত so i no if this story sucks অথবা not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have আপনি ever had one of those dreams, were আপনি try and run fast but আপনি just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased দ্বারা two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

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প্রশ্ন regarding Breaking Dawn

posted by bri-marie

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach আপনি that your হৃদয় pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, অথবা blush, অথবা anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is ব্যক্ত several times in the book.

Now, call...

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দ্বারা the Grace of God stop saying "Characters are hot /in the movies, therefore book is excellent".

posted by Aquilia

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule অথবা point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight অনুরাগী and some new Harry Potter অনুরাগী here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my পূর্ববর্তি article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to অক্সফোর্ড English Dictionary...