হ্যারি পটার বনাম টুইলাইট Article: A Mini-Rant About ভ্যাম্পায়ার (Beware)

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posted by GemonkDruid

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, ভ্যাম্পায়ার could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this. In fact, the ভ্যাম্পায়ার do this fucked-up thing where they sparkle like glitter-glue অথবা Colgate toothpaste. Bram Stoker is crying in his grave.

Yes, it sure was, to put it nicely, original, but Twilight completely disregarded hundreds of years of mythology!

Let's say that আপনি became a legendary creature thingy called an... Andie. At first, there are hundreds of stories about আপনি being an awesome Doctor Who অনুরাগী and the only Fanpopper who can pull off taking pictures with Redvines. But then this awful amateur writer writes this fucked-up fanfic about you... I don't know, liking Miley Cyrus. Would আপনি be offended? I think yes. Especially when hundreds of teens worldwide will go, "I WANNA BE AN ANDIE!!!!! I LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!!!"

ভ্যাম্পায়ার Living Forever: ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO NOT FUCKING LIVE FOREVER. Seriously, when did people get that shit in their heads?

ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead - well, the correct term is undead. One vampire goes and sucks the life out of some যেভাবে খুশী human. Then he gives some of his creature-of-the-night blood to the human. The human is then a vampire. I do not see how আপনি can be 'living' when আপনি have no heartbeat.

ভ্যাম্পায়ার not having fangs: Meyer described the Cullens as not having fangs. ... the fuck?

ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO have fangs. Otherwise, how can they survive? Idiot.

KTHXBAI!!! :D

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Mugglecast interview with SMeyer (2008)

posted by LoveforSeverus

Andrew: Okay, well, it's time now for our interview with the one and only, the fantastic, the charming, the bubbly - as Laura and Elysa described her after the প্রদর্শনী - interview, Stephenie Meyer. And now, for those of আপনি who have read Breaking Dawn অথবা are planning on পাঠ করা it, we do get into the plot of the book, but I inserted a little spoiler warning before Breaking Dawn content so you'll know when to stop it so nothing gets spoiled for you. So, we'll take it away to our interview with Stephenie Meyer. Joining us now is Stephenie Meyer, the লেখক of the highly successful Twilight saga,...

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95 Reasons twilight Sucks

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides দ্বারা calling her clumsy.

2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies দ্বারা লেখা about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken দ্বারা the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by...

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Twilight ট্যাটু

posted by DivyaHarry

These are ট্যাটু of girls who are over-the-top obsessed about Twilight. Click on the লিঙ্ক to see them.

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Are these people kidding themselves? The worst is the Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson one. Ugh!

I was horrified দ্বারা looking at them. It's one thing to be a part of a fad but it's a whole different thing to make that fad a part of your body.

What is the world coming to? Tomorrow when these girls go to get these horrors removed they'll probably be spending a lot আরো than they spent paying to get it done.

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Kristen Stewart at Mulberry Fashion প্রদর্শনী

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melvin et moi

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I Would Like To Be... Bella রাজহাঁস

posted by DivyaHarry

Bella রাজহাঁস is a complex character. On the one hand she emphasizes the need to be independent, on the other she depends on guys to make her life meaningful. The emphasis on Edward and Jacob being handsome are probably the only reason she wants either of them. Her personality never grows over the course of the বই and thus her interesting-ness is never explored. In contrast; she does take responsibility for her actions. Edward being an abusive, manipulative and obsessive boyfriend has been discussed and beaten to death a million times. But these qualities come across as endearing to Bella....

HARRY POTTER vs TWILIGHT

posted by Mysticfallstown

Well i think that it's quite obvious that HARRY POTTER has আরো অনুরাগী than twilight. Cause some people might not of heard of twilight before. I also think that people would like HARRY POTTER better because....

there is আরো action and killing
some people might like wizards better
the weasley brothers are funny

I think people would like TWILIGHT because....

there is আরো love
some people might like ভ্যাম্পায়ার better
it's a great story

I don't have a favourite because i প্রণয় HARRY POTTER and i প্রণয় TWILIGHT.HARRY POTTER and TWILIGHT are amazing.

By, Mysticfallstown xxx