(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)
Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.
Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, ভ্যাম্পায়ার could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).
In Twilight, there is none of this. In fact, the ভ্যাম্পায়ার do this fucked-up thing where they sparkle like glitter-glue অথবা Colgate toothpaste. Bram Stoker is crying in his grave.
Yes, it sure was, to put it nicely, original, but Twilight completely disregarded hundreds of years of mythology!
Let's say that আপনি became a legendary creature thingy called an... Andie. At first, there are hundreds of stories about আপনি being an awesome Doctor Who অনুরাগী and the only Fanpopper who can pull off taking pictures with Redvines. But then this awful amateur writer writes this fucked-up fanfic about you... I don't know, liking Miley Cyrus. Would আপনি be offended? I think yes. Especially when hundreds of teens worldwide will go, "I WANNA BE AN ANDIE!!!!! I LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!!!"
ভ্যাম্পায়ার Living Forever: ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO NOT FUCKING LIVE FOREVER. Seriously, when did people get that shit in their heads?
ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead - well, the correct term is undead. One vampire goes and sucks the life out of some যেভাবে খুশী human. Then he gives some of his creature-of-the-night blood to the human. The human is then a vampire. I do not see how আপনি can be 'living' when আপনি have no heartbeat.
ভ্যাম্পায়ার not having fangs: Meyer described the Cullens as not having fangs. ... the fuck?
ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO have fangs. Otherwise, how can they survive? Idiot.
KTHXBAI!!! :D
Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.
Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, ভ্যাম্পায়ার could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).
In Twilight, there is none of this. In fact, the ভ্যাম্পায়ার do this fucked-up thing where they sparkle like glitter-glue অথবা Colgate toothpaste. Bram Stoker is crying in his grave.
Yes, it sure was, to put it nicely, original, but Twilight completely disregarded hundreds of years of mythology!
Let's say that আপনি became a legendary creature thingy called an... Andie. At first, there are hundreds of stories about আপনি being an awesome Doctor Who অনুরাগী and the only Fanpopper who can pull off taking pictures with Redvines. But then this awful amateur writer writes this fucked-up fanfic about you... I don't know, liking Miley Cyrus. Would আপনি be offended? I think yes. Especially when hundreds of teens worldwide will go, "I WANNA BE AN ANDIE!!!!! I LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!!!"
ভ্যাম্পায়ার Living Forever: ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO NOT FUCKING LIVE FOREVER. Seriously, when did people get that shit in their heads?
ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead - well, the correct term is undead. One vampire goes and sucks the life out of some যেভাবে খুশী human. Then he gives some of his creature-of-the-night blood to the human. The human is then a vampire. I do not see how আপনি can be 'living' when আপনি have no heartbeat.
ভ্যাম্পায়ার not having fangs: Meyer described the Cullens as not having fangs. ... the fuck?
ভ্যাম্পায়ার DO have fangs. Otherwise, how can they survive? Idiot.
KTHXBAI!!! :D
why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole প্রদর্শনী that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv
Hello everyone!
I'm planning on লেখা a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal প্রণয়
- Bella is horribly rude to her বন্ধু (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)
I'm planning on লেখা a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal প্রণয়
- Bella is horribly rude to her বন্ধু (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)