Drunk Nations.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE বড়দিন
AND ALL THROUGH THE WORLD
NOT A COUNTRY WAS STURRING
NOT EVEN A FLYING MINT BUNNY
THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG দ্বারা THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE
IN HOPES THAT ST. FINLAND SOON WOULD BE THERE
THE CHIBIS WERE NESTLED ALL SNUG IN THEIR BEDS
WHILE VISIONS OF FLAGS DANCED IN THEIR HEADS
AND IGGY IN HIS 'KERCHIEF AND I IN MY টুপি
HAD JUST SNUGGLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINTER'S NAP
WHEN OUT ON THE CONTINENT THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
SO I SPRANG FROM MY বিছানা TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
AWAY TO THE WINDER I FLEW LIKE FLASH
TORE OPEN THE SHUTTERS AND THREW UP THE SASH
THE MOON ON UKRAINE'S...

I started wondering about this when I was.. ah… supposed to be লেখা my other story. Anyway.

Just a little one-shot because I can. Best reason to do anything.

I know that this conflicts with the whole story line in the canon, but… just go with it? Ah, whatever, I'm mangling canon, I deny nothing.

And no, I do not support the "Prussia is the Holocaust" idea. Because it makes no sense. Events don't have personifications. Countries, maybe. But events, however horrible? No. Sorry.

Warning: If this doesn't make আপনি even a little sad, there's something wrong with you.

I don't own a single thing....