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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are আপনি gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.

Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with আপনি soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*

Both ponies ran out of the entrance.

Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: আপনি ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.

Police sirens could be heard.

Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars দ্বারা Pierce's car*
Police টাট্টু 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.

 The poor pony's truck
The poor pony's truck


Pierce: *Sees a টাট্টু standing দ্বারা a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives টাট্টু 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits পরবর্তি to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do আপনি want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as আপনি can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: আপনি got it buddy. *Drives truck*

A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The টাট্টু driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.

Poor Pony: আপনি sure this is where আপনি wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as আপনি can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about আপনি Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are আপনি talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: আপনি better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*

Pierce, and the poor টাট্টু switched places. Then they continued on their way.

The পরবর্তি day, they arrived at the Mexican border.

Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are আপনি three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol টাট্টু 3: Do আপনি have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol টাট্টু 2: I can tell দ্বারা the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*

Now they were in Mexico.

Pierce: নমস্কার buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did আপনি pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave আপনি fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? আপনি wouldn't have it anymore, but আপনি could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor টাট্টু fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, আপনি could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think আপনি should've প্রদত্ত him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth আরো money in Mexico. আপনি could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.

And that's exactly what they did.

The End
added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? আপনি do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm আরো used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: আপনি know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes আরো and আরো villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no আরো place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good টাট্টু inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. আপনি know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and সরানো right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the মাস this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia টাট্টু walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. আপনি three wait here. If he runs, আপনি can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits পরবর্তি to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The পরবর্তি day, Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট went to Sam's house in Gordon's কুপ Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have আপনি ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I প্রণয় this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told আপনি yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to যোগদান us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best আপনি can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast খাবার restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones আপনি don't like..

Trixie: No.. I প্রণয় them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If আপনি couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the চলচ্চিত্র fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are আপনি f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since ব্যাটম্যান is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 মিনিট ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here আপনি complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I প্রণয় to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about আরো things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe আপনি have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, আপনি know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our পরবর্তি episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes আপেল from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why আপনি should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all আপনি did was প্রদর্শনী up, sit down, and say "that's why আপনি should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give আপনি twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told আপনি my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the পরবর্তি scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One আরো মুষ্ট্যাঘাত will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why আপনি still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I ব্যক্ত was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But আপনি lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... আপনি guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel দ্বারা “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car পরবর্তি to three Jeeps, owned দ্বারা Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the দুর্গ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to রামধনু Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to রামধনু Dash* আপনি know আপনি shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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