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Anyone remember the days of how this club- no, this WEBSITE- used to be? I do. I remember it as a place full of great people, ideas, and extravagant conversation.

It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over time, but nothing here is stimulating me intellectually. Every time a potential conflict is brought up, it's snuffed out immediately, as if it was never going to happen. and that's so BORING.

I feel I should be partially to blame for this, I guess. There were a few cases where conflict was almost sparked and I intentionally snuffed it out, because I didn't want anyone to go through the bullshit of a week-long argument that used to be on a regular basis in the old days.

And I realized just now that there's really no fun in that. This place is so dry, you'd think that it was an African server অথবা something. It's like a burger- it's not tasty without substance অথবা spice.

The old days where arguments were rampant, those were fun. I actually started my first relationship because of a troll, আপনি know. Didn't end well, but that's water on the bridge, I guess.

And these days I feel like there's an air of ignorance on this club. It's like no one here knows anything OTHER than the club.

And I'm about to insult a big portion of the club, so get ready to hate me in
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2...
1- THE FUCKING FANFICTIONS

Oh my god, this has always been a problem, I know, but the FANFICTIONS here are soooo stupid!

I only read the first page at a time, to see if it's still a thing, but oh my god it is.
There's no descriptive detail. At all. It's written like a bunch of amateurs would write out RPGs in Habbo Hotel (basically none of আপনি are going to understand that, so I'm just gonna give an example).
Here's how an rpg on habbo hotel would've gone (this example is from a pokemon rpg room)

btpoke: *I use thunderbolt*
btpoke: *it's a hit*
aerowing64: *I dodge it*
aerowing64: Oh sh*t, I didn't type fast enough to dodge it.

Now did আপনি notice anything about that example?
That it didn't exactly seem all that appealing? well, it wasn't, but we acted like it was.

THAT IS WHAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT NOW WITH FANFICTIONS

Every single action is written out with a basic text like *twilight pokes rainbow*

WHO WANTS TO READ THAT GARBAGE?

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In a fit of rage, and glowing red with anger, btflash grabs the nearest bookshelf with his powerful, enriched, and totally not fictional muscles. Rippling with power, btflash picks up the bookshelf and throws it towards the nearest wall. The দেওয়াল and the bookshelf each explode in a clash of wood and plaster, bringing down the fragile ceiling where the supporting beam once was.

"I can't believe I had to destroy a দেওয়াল AND a bookshelf just to prove a point." Btflash said, while wiping his hand across his sweat-stained brow.

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Descriptive. Detail. It adds flair to an otherwise dry and boring story.

And onto my final point. Grimdark shit.
I don't give a shit about it.
It's ok in my mind, but I don't go out of my way to give a shit about it.

That is all. btflash out.
posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay অথবা run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি around before! are আপনি new?" ব্যক্ত the টাট্টু behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 12: Fear and আগুন


Let me ask আপনি something! Have আপনি ever been alone? I mean truly alone! When আপনি know for certain, that nopony's around for countless miles? When you're absolutely sure nopony could help if something happened to you? When আপনি sit near a small campfire all দ্বারা yourself, listening to the deadly silence, gazing into the ether and it seems there's nothing but an empty void beyond that tiny বৃত্ত of light? When all the noises die out and your mind calms down... when the time between two heartbeat feel like a millenia... When...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking আপনি back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for আপনি to do.
Gordon: I don't give...
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 The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him দ্বারা Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case আপনি wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
It's a normal দিন like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's পছন্দ holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...

Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!

Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?

Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!

Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's পছন্দ holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!

Lyra: আপনি have never been pranked দ্বারা them before?

Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?

Lyra: Oh...It...
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 Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride


Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi


“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for আরো than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the দুর্গ of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...
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 "SWEET CELESTIA....."
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff আপনি have where are আপনি going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? আপনি here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't আপনি just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the বছর before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful দিন in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering আরো ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: আপনি really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot আপনি in the arm! Why aren't আপনি bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that আপনি Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need আপনি to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are আপনি two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are আপনি talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, ব্লুবেরি Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a বৃত্ত in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need আপনি five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.

“me too.” রামধনু dash ব্যক্ত sleepily.

After a few আরো সেকেন্ড all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the লাইব্রেরি was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how আপনি guys have been অভিনয় around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for অভিনয় like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and আরো people.I hope আপনি all read this.Please মতামত below if আপনি like.
posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created দ্বারা our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if আপনি have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older অনুরাগী has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey নমস্কার hey"'s to make her feel the প্রণয় and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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