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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did আপনি spend it all বিয়ার again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that দিন came and went after আপনি gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but আপনি know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.

Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.

Glaze: Old times?.. আপনি haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I হারিয়ে গেছে my গান গাওয়া job cause off আপনি appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.

Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.

যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু walks by.

Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-

Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).

Saten; (screams in agony).

Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.

Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause আপনি got hotter over the years, doesn't mean আপনি can boss me around.

Glaze: আপনি owe me money.. I kinda can.

Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.

Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!

আপেল Bloom: Absolutely!

(awkward silence).

Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

আপেল Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle: অথবা ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

আপেল Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.

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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!

AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?

Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight গাউন it.. It ruined my entire life.

Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.

Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of আপনি have $278 dollars?

Crusaders: No.

Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).

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Sweetie Belle: But are আপনি sure আপনি feel content?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?

Big McIntosh: Nnnope.

আপেল Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that আপনি don't really know what your purpose is in life অথবা why আপনি have a big আপেল as a cutie mark?

Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?

Scootaloo: Kinda makes আপনি wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?

আপেল Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.

Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.

Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what আপনি mean. আপনি can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.

Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every ডাম্বেল in Ponyville!

Scootaloo: [nervously] Have আপনি tried lifting other things?

Bulk Biceps: আপনি mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. আপনি guys are awesome! [crunch]

Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle: ...I guess আপনি could teach other ponies to lift things?

আপেল Bloom: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, আপনি three really have a knack for this! (leaves)

Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!

আপেল Bloom: Maybe too easy.

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LATER AGAIN:

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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:

Crusaders: Are আপনি sure your contend with your cutie mark?

Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if আপনি don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on হ্যালোইন mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!

Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?

AppleBloom: I wish I knew.

Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!

The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.

Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.

Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the বৃক্ষ house.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful দিন in Equestria. রামধনু Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks আপনি two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if আপনি get it on you, আপনি can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised আপনি didn't wear that farming outfit আপনি made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful দিন in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, রামধনু Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that আপনি would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until আপনি get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let আপনি down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, রামধনু Dash met an earth টাট্টু named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The আপেল Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank আপেল cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
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Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I প্রণয় your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over দ্বারা Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into বালিশ at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm দিন in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and কেক put cherries on the কাপকেক for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what মহাকাশ had in store!
My Little Future
Until আপনি all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do আপনি know that মহাকাশ is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is পাঠ করা a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, রামধনু Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her দ্বারা thinking she was a ghost. রামধনু Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are আপনি dreaming about the time আপনি thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope আপনি don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure আপনি don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th প্রবন্ধ on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks আপেল tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the বই I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because আপনি know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV প্রদর্শনী called M*A*S*H, at least...
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When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a টাট্টু in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, আপনি don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. আপনি gotta make sure...
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টেলিভিশন shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the তালিকা is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop প্রদর্শনী they liked, and here are the উত্তর we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes আপনি think I'd watch a প্রদর্শনী about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police প্রণয় their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for আরো land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police টাট্টু was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, অথবা mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do আপনি feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no মতামত at the time.
Reporter: Why did আপনি let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her দিন in and out.I know আপনি guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and আপনি guys are going to hate me আরো saying this. If আপনি think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when আপনি think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know আপনি guys hate me দ্বারা now so I'm ending the প্রবন্ধ here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with পরাকাষ্ঠা curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter মোড়ানো Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow টাট্টু with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several কমলা butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue টাট্টু with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green টাট্টু with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey টাট্টু with a পরাকাষ্ঠা mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of পরাকাষ্ঠা hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট is a পরাকাষ্ঠা টাট্টু with a dark পরাকাষ্ঠা mane. She has purple...
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