Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did আপনি spend it all বিয়ার again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that দিন came and went after আপনি gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but আপনি know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.

Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.

Glaze: Old times?.. আপনি haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I হারিয়ে গেছে my গান গাওয়া job cause off আপনি appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.

Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.

যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু walks by.

Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-

Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).

Saten; (screams in agony).

Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.

Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause আপনি got hotter over the years, doesn't mean আপনি can boss me around.

Glaze: আপনি owe me money.. I kinda can.

Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.

Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!

আপেল Bloom: Absolutely!

(awkward silence).

Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

আপেল Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle: অথবা ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

আপেল Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.

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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!

AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?

Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight গাউন it.. It ruined my entire life.

Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.

Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of আপনি have $278 dollars?

Crusaders: No.

Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).

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Sweetie Belle: But are আপনি sure আপনি feel content?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?

Big McIntosh: Nnnope.

আপেল Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that আপনি don't really know what your purpose is in life অথবা why আপনি have a big আপেল as a cutie mark?

Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

আপেল Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?

Scootaloo: Kinda makes আপনি wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?

আপেল Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.

Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.

Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what আপনি mean. আপনি can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.

Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every ডাম্বেল in Ponyville!

Scootaloo: [nervously] Have আপনি tried lifting other things?

Bulk Biceps: আপনি mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. আপনি guys are awesome! [crunch]

Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle: ...I guess আপনি could teach other ponies to lift things?

আপেল Bloom: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, আপনি three really have a knack for this! (leaves)

Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!

আপেল Bloom: Maybe too easy.

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LATER AGAIN:

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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:

Crusaders: Are আপনি sure your contend with your cutie mark?

Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if আপনি don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on হ্যালোইন mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!

Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?

AppleBloom: I wish I knew.

Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!

The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.

Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.

Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the বৃক্ষ house.