derpy hooves

December 21st, 1980

Jerry: *In the kitchen, eating a banana*
Vito: *Walks into the house* Jerry, I did it.
Jerry: আপনি got us a house?
Vito: Yep. We'll be out of here দ্বারা New Years Day, just like I promised.
Kayla: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Looks at Kayla* আপনি didn't tell me আপনি had a marefriend.
Kayla: Is this your brother?
Jerry: Yep, I'd like আপনি to finally meet Vito.
Kayla: Charmed.
Vito: Likewise. Let me make a call. I too have a marefriend, and she's getting lonely all the way in Chicagoat.
Jerry: Be my guest.
Vito: *Picks up the phone, and dials Penny's number*

It was snowing in Chicagoat. Penny...

Vito was talking to Penny on the phone.

Penny: So আপনি really like it down there, huh?
Vito: It would be much better with you, but the weather is nicer.
Penny: I can imagine. *Looks at her clock* I'll call আপনি tomorrow. I need to get some extra sleep for a business meeting tomorrow.
Vito: Okay. I প্রণয় you.
Penny: I প্রণয় আপনি too. *Hangs up*
Vito: *Puts his phone away, and sighs*
Boss: *Walks into Vito's room* Vito, I'm assigning আপনি and Jerry to work together on an important assignment.
Vito: Why Jerry?
Boss: Relax, this will be easy. আপনি two will simply escort some capos out of town. They'll meet us...